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Nancy Naive's avatar

My long gone doggo met a rhino, and a buffalo. Nose to nose through a fence.

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Rags's avatar

Good halibut is soooooo good$$$$$$

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Big rhino seems to be missing their horn, hopefully for non-abusive reasons.

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Rags's avatar

It's a conservation tactic. Poachers just shoot them.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

They may be herbivores, with leaf eater teeth, but they'll ram the hell out of an opponent...

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kmblue187's avatar

Like a safari jeep.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Setting a good example for vegans everywhere.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Beautiful

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weejee's avatar

Rhino ballet is amazing Martini!

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Menotsure's avatar

All species of rhinos are considered to be endangered and, in fact, there are only two known northern white rhinos alive in a Kenyan preserve. Thanks for a rare look ar these southern whites.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Unfortunately, we have southern whites, and they’re prolific

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Menotsure's avatar

I happen to be one myself.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

I can see, but once the skin is off, and we’re in your condition, we all are. No?

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

🎶 Roll out the barrel

Roll out the barrel of cute babby rhino 🎶

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tehbaddr's avatar

Rhino ballet! I've never heard of anything so preposterous!

https://media.tenor.com/imXYvhaSKfwAAAAM/disney-ballet.gif

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Bobathonic's avatar

I know a rhino song, it's a bit melancholy

https://youtu.be/lJrKmtePHgU?si=0O_jr8QfdN_WMj-q

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Fun times for Babby Rhino!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Baby rhinos!

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Stroke1's avatar

''I can't WAIT to be the most dangerous animal on the planet, just my dear grammaw!''

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Well honey, I hate to tell you but you’ll never be a hippopotamus.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Now that Nazi Space Karen has 'fessed up to wanting to get into Fort Knox, we not only know that he wants to be a Bond villain, we know which one. He thinks he's Auric Goldfinger. They even have similar accents, don't they?

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eddi-SABH's avatar

The gold will be taken to an undisclosed location for safety. In an unrelated development, The Mar-A-Lago ballroom will be closed indefinitely.

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kmblue187's avatar

MOOOOmmmmmm!

Don't drown me, I'll be good!

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William McCann's avatar

So so lovely!

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Michael Bowen's avatar

The demonstrations would have been larger on the Boston-Washington corridor if there weren't frigid temperatures with wind gusts going up to 60 mph in Boston.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"It’s just not that long."

That's what Stormy said.

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Marycat2021's avatar

This is the second article I've read today that seems to convey the erroneous crapola that Trump somehow caused that Delta jet to flip - in TORONTO, which is in fucking CANADA.

"Donald Trump fired half the FAA and then a Delta plane flipped on its backside on the runway in Toronto. Surely unrelated. Everyone on board survived, thank God. And where will TOMORROW’S Trump Plane Disaster happen? [CNN]"

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Lady MS's avatar

If the gold was stollen & rigged from Ft. Knox, I refer investigators to that priceless pic of Secty. Mnuchin & his lovely bride wallowing in our national treasure. Meanwhile, Rubio rejoices that, perhaps, we can now have a cozy(-ier) relationship with Russia. Last night, a tv pundit recalled one of Obama’s classic observations: “Who buys Russian products? Russia is simply a gas station that sells vodka.”

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Annalee Tudor's avatar

Another beautiful fit to watch is The Monk and the Gun, from Bhutan. It’s not an action film!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Guys? I don’t think “Goldfinger” was a documentary.

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beb's avatar

DOGE is going to single-handedly raise unemployment from 4% to 5%, if not higher. Way to go.

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Erika's avatar

I've said it one bajillion times before, and will likely say a bajillion more times, but Peter Baker is a hack.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

IT doesn't get any better than Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕💯👍

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Cincinnatus's avatar

**"Musk responded by suggesting the gold was “stolen.” “Who is confirming that gold wasn’t stolen from Fort Knox?” he asked. “Maybe it’s there, maybe it’s not."**

Schrödinger's Gold.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

I blame Odd Job

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Much better henchman name than "bigballs"

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Randy Bender's avatar

Republinazi allegations are always confessions, so obviously E-loon has STOLLEN all of it.

All his incel hackers had to do was show up and say they're from DOGE, and the big, strong guards handed all of it to them with tears in their eyes.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Arg!

I think it's from the broken rib, but on top of that, I've now got a pinched nerve in my neck that's KILLING my arm. So the whole left side of me is messed the heck up. There's a cotton ball sized knot over there too.

I gotta tell y'all that I feel all kinds of old and sorry for myself. I just want to sit in a hot bath all day, but it's a whole ordeal to get back out of it.

*more moaning and complaining*

Okay--carry on.

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