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NatalyaResists's avatar

Sitting in a bar, watching the snow, ready for some football, when a friend of ours told us about this: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/teaching-crows-attack-maga-hats

lol!

Meccalopolis's avatar

Or we'll shoot you in the face.

EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck them.

Don't act like a Nazi and no one will call you one, fucko.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

They were literally chanting “Heil Hitler.”

Queen Méabh's avatar

And now for something completely different.

This is just...lovely. I could listen to it all day.

𝗦𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 - 𝗝𝗮𝘄-𝗗𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟮𝟭-𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyUxmqXAFjo

Hank Napkin's avatar

A SPANKING! A SPANKING!

"Lange, a German Social Democrat, said Trump was using (TARIFFS) as an instrument of political coercion, adding: “The EU cannot simply move on to business as usual.”"

gallbladder's avatar

"It's much too perilous!"

chascates's avatar

Each one comes with a Trump bobble head for the dashboard!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Complete with Peace Prize!

weejee's avatar

Peas Prize, please.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

OT: What a wonderful, uplifting idea; 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘉𝘰𝘨’𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ...

https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/greenland-military-trump-denmark-21299248.php

SkeptiKC's avatar

As is earnestly admonished in the local vernacular, make it SO.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Here's that tribunal the QAnons were wanting. Let the fringe flags fly.

zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

saaaaay,

you know who *else* drove a heavily modified Ford F-350, equipped with an oscillation overthruster [deedeloo deedeloo], straight through a fucking mountain??

Hank Napkin's avatar

Military hardware -- No better way to occupy the 7.9% unemployed. Who, by the way, are unemployed because -- when you think about it -- there is absolutely nothing else left to do!

eppe's avatar
20mEdited

Ford F550 base. So that makes sense.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

You know it's true!

gallbladder's avatar

Well why not? He's lip-synced his entire life.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

If only he was lip-syncing for his life.

eppe's avatar

"Blame it on My Lack of a Brain"

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBoLhWHx-as

Dear America, We’d Like to Speak to the Manager

New York Times Opinion and The New York Times

...this is a Dane speaking from a both Greenlander and a Danish viewpoint. Quite succinct, yo

Kay Ducky's avatar

Pissing up a Reich.

Queen Méabh's avatar

When I see ads like that my first thought is "fuck the military industrial complex" which we despised back in the 60s, and my second thought is the ST:TOS episode "Errand of Mercy" in which the incomprehensibly placid Organians incapacitate both the Federation and Klingon forces by making all their weapons non-functional so they can't start a war with each other. That episode aired in March 1967, as the Vietnam war was ramping up.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I've wished the Organians would stop by Planet Earth for a little visit.

marydn's avatar

I just rewatched that episode the other night and Kirk comes off as such an asshole. I also would be happy if the Organians came on by.

gallbladder's avatar

My own guilty pleasure involves a lone xenomorph running rampant through Mar-a-Lardo and cleaning house.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Would an ED-209 Be too much to ask for?

ManchuCandidate's avatar

I was thinking more Predator running amuck through the Trump cabinet.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

OT: A 66-year-old retired professor had her Arlington home searched by FBI, Secret Service and Virginia State Police in October. The search warrant was signed by a judge after police accused her of a “coordinated plan to intimidate and harass Stephen Miller.”

She had protested in front of his home. Prosecutors in Arlington County are still investigating. https://archive.ph/52yLg

Also, who should play her in the movie? Edie Falco or Felicity Huffman or maybe Constance Shulman?

Queen Méabh's avatar

Meryl Streep? She can apparently do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Is Huffman still box office poison?

Rocket Cat's avatar

Laura Dern. She is why Stephen lives on a military base?

ManchuCandidate's avatar

You mean uber mensch, ultra Alpha, greatest warrior philosopher and Delta Team Six Dev Gru Recon Soldier Marine Operator Stephen Miller?

Yes. He's totally afraid of a 66 year old woman.

Queen Méabh's avatar

If Ruth Gordon was still alive, then I'd choose her.

https://youtu.be/MAaAFscA4so?t=208

SkeptiKC's avatar

I simply adored that woman. Gadz, I miss her enormously.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Now that we have established a protected class...

... And not brown or black or even the wrong white people...

GiggleSnort's avatar

The Guardian has a piece about JD Vance and how he's all primed to step into Trump's shoes. "Wally Wallace, 78, a military veteran from Harrisburg, North Carolina: 'He’s got backbone and not afraid to speak up. That’s what I like. I don’t like a wimp. The thing that he and Trump have is they know how to connect to people. They’re real. It’s not a bunch of fake stuff. It’s not like it’s canned.'" LoL, WTF. How can you have a backbone and not be afraid to stand up, when you have been the most craven Trumper ever, with your lips glued to Trump's nether regions for the past several years? How fucking "real" is JD Vance, the finance guy with a Yale degree and a faux hillbilly shtick? Owned and operated by Peter Thiel? This vet being quoted is like the perfect mark for JD Vance's act.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

"The thing that he and Trump have is they know how to connect to people."

To give the Devil his due, PAB does in fact know how to connect to a group of pre-programmed rubes. His hijacking of the GOP is proof of this.

Vance? Yeah. He's not connecting to shit no matter how much they try to prepare the ground for him.

Babe Paley's avatar

Nothing says "real" like not being able to order a dozen doughnuts.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Whatever makes sense.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Where did they find this guy? Who exactly directed them to him?

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

A local in-patient mental facility is my guess

irish379's avatar

understand one thing, when someone says "he's got a backbone,he's not afraid to speak up"

what they're really saying is he uses racial,homophobic,and sexist insults and slurs. and that's the appeal

Babe Paley's avatar

This is so right. It actually means all of the rest of you can't "tell it like it is" and say the truth, which is (every single horrible thing that I, Wally, believe).

Queen Méabh's avatar

I suspect that Wally has never met a "real man."

ManchuCandidate's avatar

"Wally's not a smart man."

-Wally's neighbors

But yeah MAGAts project what they want to see on people who aren't that (well, we all do to a certain extent, but these guys take it to a whole shallower and stupider level because they don't change that impression as reality kicks in.)

Snarfyguy's avatar

Either the mark or the shill.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Trump's Peace Board, yet another billionaire's club on our dime.

"M"'s avatar

Billionaires and bigots

Mob rule and real estate "development"

Rocket Cat's avatar

“Steal the land, kill the Palestinians, bill the USA taxpayer” Board

Parakeetist's avatar

Taking over the Middle East without any actual Middle Easterners in it

gallbladder's avatar

And all coming from a bloodthirsty tyrant: "Peace on your dime."

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

I'm watching women's baskeyball, Duquesne University versus Rhode Island. They're tied at 21.

Four minutes to go in the 2nd quarter.

Go Rhodies, you can do it!