Good news, you Yankee slobs! The era of Canadian moral superiority is over, R.I.P., amen, etc. Has it not been adorable, for years, when we up in the icy hinterland would lay claim to some sort of intrinsic goodness that everyone just believed because, whenever necessary, we could holler about health care and gay marriage and dope that just washes up on the beach? Well, that ruse is over, and the truth can come out: Canadians are just as cynical and fearful and ideologically divided as you lagoon creatures down south. So, yes, we're all in this together and we're all terrible.
Now how about allowing us Americans to immigrate easily or at least live more than 6 months a year in your no-longer Socialist paradise? I'll take either a crappy houseboat in Vancouver or a shitty cabin on Vancouver Island.
I'm a N.E. native. In the '60s, when God told the Pope that it was OK to stop saying the mass in Latin, our parish priests switched ... to French.
(DOH! I must have said the wrong word, the vicious wonkmonster admin ate my comment.)
So you're saying conservatardism is communicable?! Probably carried on the wind by KFC double-down farts or fizzy corn-sugar-juice belches.
But the good news, is it necessarily terminal! Remember, the Brits once came down with a horrible case of Thatcherism. They got better (mostly) ... right?
it's bout damn time the people's of my mother got some damned attention.
also this harper blight parallels my own family story: my mother grew up in a socialist household in montreal but moved to 'murica and became a WSJ quoting wingtard who reads dinesh d'souza*.
(* this is true. and at easter - in celebration of our lord's resurrection - we stole the dinesh and threw him in a socialist public waste bin.).
Welcome, hosers, to the collective misery. Gone are the days of daydreaming about defecting to/claiming asylum in Canada (unless you're those Quaids or something, yes?). Time to look for other possible locales...Burma/Myanmar, perhaps?
No wonder my grandparents bought a house in Chatham in the 70's.
For more information about Canada, I suggest watching MST3K Season 9 episode 10, "The Final Sacrifice." Also, I love Degrassi.
Now how about allowing us Americans to immigrate easily or at least live more than 6 months a year in your no-longer Socialist paradise? I'll take either a crappy houseboat in Vancouver or a shitty cabin on Vancouver Island.
Thank you in advance.
I'm a N.E. native. In the '60s, when God told the Pope that it was OK to stop saying the mass in Latin, our parish priests switched ... to French.
(DOH! I must have said the wrong word, the vicious wonkmonster admin ate my comment.)
So you're saying conservatardism is communicable?! Probably carried on the wind by KFC double-down farts or fizzy corn-sugar-juice belches.
But the good news, is it necessarily terminal! Remember, the Brits once came down with a horrible case of Thatcherism. They got better (mostly) ... right?
THERE IS HOPE
Tim Horton's, also.
It&#039;s the lack of<i> real</i> bacon.
it&#039;s bout damn time the people&#039;s of my mother got some damned attention.
also this harper blight parallels my own family story: my mother grew up in a socialist household in montreal but moved to &#039;murica and became a WSJ quoting wingtard who reads dinesh d&#039;souza*.
(* this is true. and at easter - in celebration of our lord&#039;s resurrection - we stole the dinesh and threw him in a socialist public waste bin.).
Oy, Canada.
Welcome, hosers, to the collective misery. Gone are the days of daydreaming about defecting to/claiming asylum in Canada (unless you&#039;re those Quaids or something, yes?). Time to look for other possible locales...Burma/Myanmar, perhaps?
And sheduling...