Canada Spills Earthquake Mess All Over Northern U.S. Border
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This afternoon Canada had a socialist 5.0-magnitude earthquake all over its Eastern "provinces" of Ontario and Quebec. This being Canada, those brash, inconsiderate bastards, they couldn't keep the thing to themselves -- so for 30 seconds, Americans in states from Vermont to Michigan HAD TO DEAL with things shaking. Here's yet another case of a Commonwealth country popping open the Earth and causing a huge spill (this one made of vibrations) on America's borders. Is this the Queen's attempt to take back and tax America? It'll take more than that, m'lady. Expect Obama to send you a bill for any porcelain truck nutz that fell off our mantles and shattered on the floor, Canada.
Canada Spills Earthquake Mess All Over Northern U.S. Border
Canada Spills Earthquake Mess All Over…
Canada Spills Earthquake Mess All Over Northern U.S. Border
This afternoon Canada had a socialist 5.0-magnitude earthquake all over its Eastern "provinces" of Ontario and Quebec. This being Canada, those brash, inconsiderate bastards, they couldn't keep the thing to themselves -- so for 30 seconds, Americans in states from Vermont to Michigan HAD TO DEAL with things shaking. Here's yet another case of a Commonwealth country popping open the Earth and causing a huge spill (this one made of vibrations) on America's borders. Is this the Queen's attempt to take back and tax America? It'll take more than that, m'lady. Expect Obama to send you a bill for any porcelain truck nutz that fell off our mantles and shattered on the floor, Canada.