There is literally nothing more important on Earth than America Online's purchase of Arianna Huffington's celebriporn blog.Nothing.This is why Canadianagents provocateursare leaving comments on theNYTcalling for insurrection.
SorosBot: If there had been unions in Silicon Valley before the Dot.Bomb, all those good people wouldn't have been working 100 hours a week hoping for a major payday in a couple of years.
All the hacks that make keyboards clack say
Weyyy ohhh, weyyy oh
Blog like an Egyptian
I've always wondered: what's the difference between a hockey mom and a whore?
The correct answer was: Lipstick, and possibly fewer missing incisors.
I'd like a nickel for every 100 tips I send in and a quarter for every 20 you publish. Or at least pictures of drunken Wonkette interns.
They are tired of working for corn syrup. They want maple syrup and not that fake Aunt Jemima stuff.
SorosBot: If there had been unions in Silicon Valley before the Dot.Bomb, all those good people wouldn't have been working 100 hours a week hoping for a major payday in a couple of years.
"The peasants are revolting."
"I'll say!"
blame canada.