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All the hacks that make keyboards clack say

Weyyy ohhh, weyyy oh

Blog like an Egyptian

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I've always wondered: what's the difference between a hockey mom and a whore?

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The correct answer was: Lipstick, and possibly fewer missing incisors.

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I'd like a nickel for every 100 tips I send in and a quarter for every 20 you publish. Or at least pictures of drunken Wonkette interns.

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They are tired of working for corn syrup. They want maple syrup and not that fake Aunt Jemima stuff.

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SorosBot: If there had been unions in Silicon Valley before the Dot.Bomb, all those good people wouldn't have been working 100 hours a week hoping for a major payday in a couple of years.

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"The peasants are revolting."

"I'll say!"

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blame canada.

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