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Ya know, I can kinda see where the delightful & informative Ms. Owens is coming from; I used to think that virtually all people suck, and would do my very best never to interact with them. But then I found Wonkette! And now I know that not ALL people suck. Although I must say, Ms. Owens has yet to break into the ever growing (thanks to Wonkette) subsection of fellow humans who don’t suck, and may even be contributing to forcing ‘might not suck’ people squarely into Ms. Owen’s’ subset of ‘can’t really help but suck’ category. HAPPY LABOR DAY! Workers of the World, Unite & Prosper!

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That Tiktok lady so obviously does not have children I am still wiping back tears of laughter.

Hungry children: cInnAMoN TOasT CRoMCH!?! https://youtube.com/shorts/beN3VlzHPTQ?si=XLwndYD10z7VUdFO

Mom, who has CTC in the house: Yes. But first, hours long hair and makeup! And then, hours of making it from scratch!

Children: Okay, Mommy! We hear and we obey! We shall play quietly until food is ready!

Oh, it's still good!

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Of course psychoanalysts are in a conspiracy to turn men gay. I mean, you can't be a psychoanalyst without anal.

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It's almost as if there weren't artificially created, right-wing crises, there wouldn't be any crises at all. Except global warming. The war in the Middle East. The war in Ukraine. Microplastics. The death of the ocean. The world on fire. The ongoing destruction of democracy by an orange megalomaniac. But definitely Owens' fear of beta males ranks up there somewhere.

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This loon was clearly dropped on her head as a baby. From a great height.

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I'm still waiting for the Marines to hit our beaches.

“𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚? 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐦𝐞? 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚?” 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝.

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Gotta invade Canuckistan first!

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STOP talking about Russia.

Send American troops to Canada to deal with the tyrannical reign of Justin Trudeau Castro.

He has fundamentally declared himself dictator and is waging war on innocent Canadian protesters and those who have supported them financially.

5:41 PM · Feb 18, 2022 https://www.mediaite.com/politics/candace-owens-calls-for-u-s-invasion-of-canada-to-deal-with-the-tyrannical-reign-of-justin-trudeau-castro/

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..I mean, we invaded twice already. Possibly more times, if you count large groups of armed nitwits and pig farmers.

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Aw, that is just her perspective. Oh wait, no, it is not a perspective, it is a bunch of random lies thrown together to excuse your own ideology.

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If I were a man and my.only choice was tradwives or Candace Owens, I'd probably go Trans. So I'd never meet up with any of them outside the revolution.

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I’m late here, but…

“this is my perspective. Don't hate me”

Too late, asshole…

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"And we all meet in Bohemian Grove once a year …"

God that was funny ! Thanks for tossing this Boomer a bone !

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Candace Owens make her living by being offended. She doesn't help people, she just complains.

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and how many children does Candace have? hopefully zero...

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Dammit!

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Yeah, and there's a lot of social engineering to make everyone think Black people are equal citizens who can even babble nonsense on YouTube!

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She thinks she's equal, but other Black folks aren't. This is a whole thing in racism and I feel terrible for the kids she had with a white guy.

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Aug 30·edited Aug 30

Did that woman say Cinnamon Toast Crunch was her husband's favorite cereal but that her kids had never had it? What do they do? Put it on the highest shelf, out of sight? And then, does her husband eat breakfast really early, so the kids don't see it? Or, does he growl, "Okay, you kids, you stay out of Daddy's special cereal! Eat your Puffed Rice*!"

Also, if Daddy likes it so much, now that you've finally decided to relent, why not give them some out of Daddy's special box?

Not a toxic household, exactly, but definitely an over-sugared one.

*Puffed Rice chosen as the most repulsive breakfast cereal I've ever encountered.

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She's a tradwife. She disapproves of CTC on health grounds but Daddy does what Daddy wants. The kids make do with a crappy copy. (10 to 1 that there would be marital trouble if the kids got any of his cereal. But equally, I don't think she actually has kids, so...)

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I take it you've never encountered Grape-Nuts? (Which contain neither) It's basically tan gravel. At least Puffed Rice will not crack your teeth.

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