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josephebacon's avatar

Frankly I hope KKKandace goes the way of Michelle Malkin...

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Media when Democrats lose: You libs need to do some serious soul searching and find out why America hates you, losers!

Media when Republicans lose: You poor conservatives. Tell us about your feelings and how we can make it all better. Here’s a tissue. Go on, have a cry. Let it out. We’re here for you.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Just as she so accurately predicted, Candice Owens was already assassinated by an Israeli hitman hired by the National Gendamarie Intervention Group at the behest of the Macrons, and then she was assassinated again by a female agent coming directly out of France. So good luck trying to sue her, you cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biter French government people. The person currently pretending to be Candice Owens is really her brother who wanted to live life as a ranting, conspiracy-addled woman.

The Wanderer's avatar

"Assassinated?" Is that what the Youngs are calling Bumping Uglies nowadays?

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Do GIGN still use those automatic revolvers? Those are the most French pistols ever invented, and pretty cool.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

O/T, but crucially important!! I fucked up. I thought my office chair was like a millimeter too high for working at my desk and I fiddled with the thingamadoo what makes it go up and down and now I can't get it right and it is slowly sinking as I sit on it and I can't get it to stop and now I will never be comfortable again FUCK!!!!!

TerseNurse's avatar

Welcome to Hell. May I offer you a cup of tepid decaf?

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Order a drone delivery of a new one!

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

"Mommy, the president smells like tinkle."

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

{sigh} Life is pain, my friend.

Satanisreal's avatar

"She also believes that Brigitte Macron was part of MKUltra and recruited Macron as a Manchurian candidate, that the two of them are part of a Baphomet-worshiping cult that does weird sex stuff in order to raise demons or something, and that they have killed another journalist who was transvestigating her."

Let's hope that in this case it's not true that EAIAC.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

I have had the feeling that the "right" mostly exists online, where it can live on inflicting anonymous and consequence cruelty and feed on pure disinformation. trump was actually the exception, as he was like a IRL catalyst that allowed their ugly thoughts and lies to be embodied in a nominally living person, but we have seen how that worked out, twice. Same with Brexit. Same with public health, trad wives and countless other things (Joe Rogan). IRL, few people really want to live on lies, cruelty and oppression. Maybe we is learning to live with this technology?

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Gloating over your big midterm win isn’t the answer, libs.

NYT

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

El Sayed: Hold my Kaffiya

Spotts1701's avatar

Last week Candace was strutting around declaring total victory because the judge "dismissed" the Macron's lawsuit.

Of course, that was all bullshit but her follower(s?) ate it up.

Schmannity's avatar

Has no one considered that Bridgette's brother time traveled to Macron' inauguration?

goCatgo's avatar

I did but someone would just call my nurse for my meds. My complaint is that no one uses time travel for anything good. Like moving the football 2 yards in the air in that 1991 Super Bowl.

tehbaddr's avatar

I knew it! Has to be the only explanation!

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

{strokes chin} You may be onto something there, Leftenant.

goCatgo's avatar

I'm getting good at spotting fake AI shit. Like I know without checking cats don't play fiddles.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

o.k.... I giggled at that one.... :)

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

You Candace if you wanoo

You can leave the world behind

But if you’re Candace

You’ve showed your whole ass

You ain’t no friend of mine

TerseNurse's avatar

sells merchandise and gets donatations.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

To and from other bugfuck crazies.

Mart's avatar

Last week should teach then that folks are sick and tired of their constant gaslighting, lying, and bullshit. Checks wife's Facebook. Nevermind.

SethTriggs's avatar

Well we're going to see what happens to this rotten chaos agent. I wish the Macrons luck in their lawsuit because this is just bullshit. Of course there's bigotry in the context of it because you can't have a Republican grift/smear movement without the bigotry.

Like the other token quislings in that shitty unreconstructed party, Owens is going to find herself an island. The only reason she and other such quislings are utilized in this party is to put a minority face on the bigotry the leaders want to say themselves, but they would look very bad saying it.

Schmannity's avatar

"A pleading that states a claim for relief must contain:

(1) a short and plain statement of the grounds for the court's jurisdiction, unless the court already has jurisdiction and the claim needs no new jurisdictional support;

(2) a short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief; and

(3) a demand for the relief sought, which may include relief in the alternative or different types of relief."

"A brand new 409- page lawsuit"

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"MKUltra and recruited Macron as a Manchurian candidate, that the two of them are part of a Baphomet-worshiping cult that does weird sex stuff in order to raise demons or something,"

Sign me up! How do I sign up for this?

tehbaddr's avatar

First you need to learn the secret handshake!

The Wanderer's avatar

"MKUltra."

Yeah . . . .

TerseNurse's avatar

I did weird sex stuff and all I raised was one pretty cool kid.