Cantor Barely Surviving On Diet Of Tuna Sandwiches And Bile
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Most politicians who arrive in Washington resembling relatively fit and attractive humans quickly become repulsive monsters, because the restaurants serve nothing but cheesy bread products and the Congressional gym is booby trapped with vicious nine-fingered Jews who will assault you, naked. So House Minority Whip Eric Cantor has really beaten the odds by remaining thin, somehow.
Cantor Barely Surviving On Diet Of Tuna Sandwiches And Bile
Cantor Barely Surviving On Diet Of Tuna…
Cantor Barely Surviving On Diet Of Tuna Sandwiches And Bile
Most politicians who arrive in Washington resembling relatively fit and attractive humans quickly become repulsive monsters, because the restaurants serve nothing but cheesy bread products and the Congressional gym is booby trapped with vicious nine-fingered Jews who will assault you, naked. So House Minority Whip Eric Cantor has really beaten the odds by remaining thin, somehow.