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Buy two, in case the first one breaks.

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Spamway?

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Ludwig von Fuckstick Mises?

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“If it’s so good [...] why do they have to advertise to get you to do it?”

Someone should ask that of all the advertisers on Hannity's show

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<i>“If it’s so good [...] why do they have to advertise to get you to do it?”</i> So, Rand Paul is not running any campaign ads then?

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"Whatevz, beeyotch." -John Maynard Keynes

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magnets, on the other hand...

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Huh. I was looking for a negative number.

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“If it’s so good [...] why do they have to advertise to get you to do it?”

Two capitalists are wondering why something needs to be advertised? Why, I don't remember EVER seeing ads for Ford Mustang, Chevy Corvette, Tide Detergent, and that toilet paper with the creepy bears. They don't need to be advertised because they're THAT GOOD.

You know if door greeters like these yahoos had their way there would be so many billboards along the highway you wouldn't be able to see the next exit. Advertising: How does it work?

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Don Draper salutes you with his empty glass, before asking Peggy to get him more ice.

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So does this mean that if Paul ever runs campaign ads, he is tacitly admitting he's no good?

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Only because they are not any good.

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