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"L'amour, l'amour!" is one of our standard responses when one of our chums does something unusually stupid in the way of dating.

Also "Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it."

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"treasonweasels"

Assonance for the win.

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Ray Epps epitaph: FA&FO. RIP

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No, it won't unfortunately. The Feds are making a sacrifice to keep the larger plot intact.

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"I can't believe the face eating leopards ate my face!"

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The problem for Epps is that if he is sent to prison no one will have anything to do with him because the rumor will be he's an informant. Or else he will get the shit beat out of him. If he gets probation on a misdemeanor charge it will be a fix to cover his involvement with the Deep State™.

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"Congratulations to Ray Epps on getting decisive proof today that he is not a federal agent sent to rile up innocent patriots and trick them into violently overthrowing the government."

Just unfortunate for him that showing MAGAts proof that something is true is the most certain way to leave them completely and utterly convinced that it is false.

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I don't know....the paranoids are after him.

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TBF, the FBI has infiltrated any number of movements, so it's not crazy talk on a general level. Even if it is stupid talk in this specific case.

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I hate to ruin a good song by association, but isn't this song "composed by Paul Stringieri" a bad knockoff of Kris Kristofferson's Me and Bobby McGee?

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"only the true Informant denies his informancy!!!"

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"Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio was [a federal informant]."

Wow, I had forgotten about that. I wonder what it's like looking at a 20+ year bit when everyone in the place knows you're a narc.

And I thought I had problems!

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I don't understand this story and I never really did. However, the moral is very clearly FAFO.

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"1 + 1 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘕𝘖𝘛 = 2! 𝘕𝘰, 𝘴𝘪𝘳, 𝘯𝘰, 𝘴𝘪𝘳!"

𝗣𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 - Talking Heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOzc0_bfSvc

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The US should learn from Russia how to treat treacherous underlings.

Trigger warning, Russian officers violently educating their forces.

https://twitter.com/TheDeadDistrict/status/1704166094427107663

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