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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"L'amour, l'amour!" is one of our standard responses when one of our chums does something unusually stupid in the way of dating.

Also "Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it."

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"treasonweasels"

Assonance for the win.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

No, it won't unfortunately. The Feds are making a sacrifice to keep the larger plot intact.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Not mentioning that Epps is a lizard-person seems like an obvious cover-up.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

"I can't believe the face eating leopards ate my face!"

Lefty Wright's avatar

The problem for Epps is that if he is sent to prison no one will have anything to do with him because the rumor will be he's an informant. Or else he will get the shit beat out of him. If he gets probation on a misdemeanor charge it will be a fix to cover his involvement with the Deep State™.

Khavrinen's avatar

"Congratulations to Ray Epps on getting decisive proof today that he is not a federal agent sent to rile up innocent patriots and trick them into violently overthrowing the government."

Just unfortunate for him that showing MAGAts proof that something is true is the most certain way to leave them completely and utterly convinced that it is false.

Caepan's avatar

Obama's birth certificate has entered the chat.

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

I don't know....the paranoids are after him.

DJ Teetop's avatar

TBF, the FBI has infiltrated any number of movements, so it's not crazy talk on a general level. Even if it is stupid talk in this specific case.

Meccalopolis's avatar

A lot of the people my father knew used to answer the phone, "fuck the FBI."

Mavenmaven's avatar

I hate to ruin a good song by association, but isn't this song "composed by Paul Stringieri" a bad knockoff of Kris Kristofferson's Me and Bobby McGee?

belfryo's avatar

if it was written by a right winger then by definition it is a knock off...AT LEAST. They are to a man/woman an 'art-less' people

Mavenmaven's avatar

"only the true Informant denies his informancy!!!"

Richard S's avatar

He's not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy!

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio was [a federal informant]."

Wow, I had forgotten about that. I wonder what it's like looking at a 20+ year bit when everyone in the place knows you're a narc.

And I thought I had problems!

Boaty the plural's avatar

His lawyer called out that he was a narc during sentencing.

Torby's mom's avatar

I don't understand this story and I never really did. However, the moral is very clearly FAFO.

paul's avatar

It sounds like one of those "you had to be there" kind of things.

belfryo's avatar

And thank dog I WASN'T

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Evidence of your superior adulting skills.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"1 + 1 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘕𝘖𝘛 = 2! 𝘕𝘰, 𝘴𝘪𝘳, 𝘯𝘰, 𝘴𝘪𝘳!"

𝗣𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 - Talking Heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOzc0_bfSvc

Meccalopolis's avatar

Facts don't do what I want them to...

defpac's avatar

The US should learn from Russia how to treat treacherous underlings.

Trigger warning, Russian officers violently educating their forces.

https://twitter.com/TheDeadDistrict/status/1704166094427107663

defpac's avatar

Video showing a Russian officer beating up soldiers like slaves with a bat ...

Robert Eckert's avatar

Lone Skum doesn't want us seeing Russians behaving badly

defpac's avatar

I guess for this or that reason, the author deleted his tweet.

If you care, you can always try to contact him and ask.