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"L'amour, l'amour!" is one of our standard responses when one of our chums does something unusually stupid in the way of dating.

Also "Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it."

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"treasonweasels"

Assonance for the win.

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Ray Epps epitaph: FA&FO. RIP

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No, it won't unfortunately. The Feds are making a sacrifice to keep the larger plot intact.

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Not mentioning that Epps is a lizard-person seems like an obvious cover-up.

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"I can't believe the face eating leopards ate my face!"

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The problem for Epps is that if he is sent to prison no one will have anything to do with him because the rumor will be he's an informant. Or else he will get the shit beat out of him. If he gets probation on a misdemeanor charge it will be a fix to cover his involvement with the Deep State™.

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"Congratulations to Ray Epps on getting decisive proof today that he is not a federal agent sent to rile up innocent patriots and trick them into violently overthrowing the government."

Just unfortunate for him that showing MAGAts proof that something is true is the most certain way to leave them completely and utterly convinced that it is false.

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Obama's birth certificate has entered the chat.

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I don't know....the paranoids are after him.

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TBF, the FBI has infiltrated any number of movements, so it's not crazy talk on a general level. Even if it is stupid talk in this specific case.

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A lot of the people my father knew used to answer the phone, "fuck the FBI."

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I hate to ruin a good song by association, but isn't this song "composed by Paul Stringieri" a bad knockoff of Kris Kristofferson's Me and Bobby McGee?

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Sounds like it.

Also he ended up busted flat in Queen Creek, AZ

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if it was written by a right winger then by definition it is a knock off...AT LEAST. They are to a man/woman an 'art-less' people

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"only the true Informant denies his informancy!!!"

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He's not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy!

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"Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio was [a federal informant]."

Wow, I had forgotten about that. I wonder what it's like looking at a 20+ year bit when everyone in the place knows you're a narc.

And I thought I had problems!

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His lawyer called out that he was a narc during sentencing.

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I don't understand this story and I never really did. However, the moral is very clearly FAFO.

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It sounds like one of those "you had to be there" kind of things.

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And thank dog I WASN'T

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Evidence of your superior adulting skills.

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"1 + 1 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘕𝘖𝘛 = 2! 𝘕𝘰, 𝘴𝘪𝘳, 𝘯𝘰, 𝘴𝘪𝘳!"

𝗣𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 - Talking Heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOzc0_bfSvc

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Facts don't do what I want them to...

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The US should learn from Russia how to treat treacherous underlings.

Trigger warning, Russian officers violently educating their forces.

https://twitter.com/TheDeadDistrict/status/1704166094427107663

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been taken down

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Video showing a Russian officer beating up soldiers like slaves with a bat ...

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Lone Skum doesn't want us seeing Russians behaving badly

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I guess for this or that reason, the author deleted his tweet.

If you care, you can always try to contact him and ask.

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