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All was quiet in the House Rebuplican conference room seconds before the Crimson Permanent Assurance Building opened fire, blowing them all to tiny, tiny pieces. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=NZeOUI2zEbo&lrm\;" target="_blank"> <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZeOUI2zEbo‎">http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank"> <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZeOUI2zEbo‎">http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZeOUI2zEbo‎">www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZe...

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I don't know, but I'd hate to run into it in a dark alley

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Mention of a certain blue pill?

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they shall be eaten last

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Looks like the weißwurst fest is underway!

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Fuckers.

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If you're going to nitpick casual use of technical terms, at least be thorough.

The distinction between reinforcement and punishment is the result of the intervention on a target behavior. If the behavior increases as a result of the intervention, it's reinforcement; if the behavior decreases, it's punishment.

Both punishment and reinforcement can be positive or negative. This depends on whether the intervention removes stimuli (negative punishment or reinforcement) or adds stimuli (positive punishment or reinforcement).

In this case, the editrix saying we suck at caption contests is really more of a discriminative stimulus, as it is the antecedent of the target behavior (posting funny captions?) rather than the consequence.

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"Today, we are all Judas."

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Also:

The Modern Republican Party: Diversity, Inaction!

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Okay, so it's two cheese and pepperoni, one extra cheese with half sausage and half mushrooms and onions, stuffed crust on all three, ranch dipping sauce, and two 2-liter bottles of Coke Zero. Right?

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"...hello gentlemen and welcome to the first annual Tea-Tard speed dating event. Directly in front of you, you will see the woman that most precisely matches your Tea-Tard profile!"

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"Taking our jackets off not enough? Should we roll up our sleeves, too?"

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Where's the booze?

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What do you know, all white people do look alike!

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The Modern Republican Party: Diversity in Action!

(See how they have one of each type of rich, old, white man?)

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Oh look, the kalostomy bag is full.

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