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Vienna Woods's avatar

And Jan Brewer too, also!

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Mahousu's avatar

The beer's also free if they're looking the other way. I speak from, er, <i>not</i> experience.

What I can say from experience is don't park under any tree which looks like it might fall over, which is basically any tree.

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fuflans's avatar

i'm just going to keep asking if it's november yet until it's actually november.

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PsycWench's avatar

Would a Beef Jerky Chris Christie eat himself? Think about that the next time you're high.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Barack's Tucked Jerky?

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schmannity's avatar

Messin' with Mitt.

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Bezoar's avatar

Barry looks good enough to eat. Not the other one though.

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PsycWench's avatar

This is the closest Mitt Romney has come to being a man of substance.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm wondering what kind of albino cow was sacrificed to make the teeth on both of these portraits.

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PsycWench's avatar

It has ways of shutting down when you try to eat it.

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PsycWench's avatar

This is the perfect medium for the Speaker of the House: sort of orangish and leathery.

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