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Mahousu's avatar

What's its price? $225,000 twice.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Are you sure you weren't in the lobby of one of Donald Chump's hotels?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A pinky ring? Did he see "The Godfather" too many times?

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chascates's avatar

His neck.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"just shut up about the gay sex already"

Oh, wait. He said, "Mr. Crouch". I thought he said, "mister, crouch".

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schmannity's avatar

Not him, unless he is now dying his hair and became a priest. Nice sentiment though.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"So, I put this finger up his ass like so, and tickled his balls with my thumb"

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"You thought the falafel was bitter?"

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

JEEBUS IS NUMBER ONE!

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"In five . . . four . . . three . . .two . . . . and we're on"

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"I said turn the lights <i>down</i>; these transition lenses are so damn sensitive."

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"Who put the TBN booth right across from Al Jazeera?"

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