So here is what is purportedly an undoctored photo of televangelist Paul "No, My Wife Jan is a Different Person From Tammy Faye Bakker" Crouch of Trinity Broadcast Network, giving the finger for some reason to his camera crew while he is on camera in Jerusalem. Or at least, that is what reliable reporter
What's its price? $225,000 twice.
Are you sure you weren't in the lobby of one of Donald Chump's hotels?
A pinky ring? Did he see "The Godfather" too many times?
His neck.
"just shut up about the gay sex already"
Oh, wait. He said, "Mr. Crouch". I thought he said, "mister, crouch".
Not him, unless he is now dying his hair and became a priest. Nice sentiment though.
"So, I put this finger up his ass like so, and tickled his balls with my thumb"
"You thought the falafel was bitter?"
JEEBUS IS NUMBER ONE!
"In five . . . four . . . three . . .two . . . . and we're on"
&quot;I said turn the lights <i>down</i>; these transition lenses are so damn sensitive.&quot;
&quot;Who put the TBN booth right across from Al Jazeera?&quot;