Caption This Picture Of Rand Paul And Al Sharpton (Badly!)

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Please try to not fail at captioning this picture appropriately in the comments, which we do not allow. For added inspiration, we offer you this gemfrom Rand Paul, one of the leading members of the "Republican Rainbow Coalition" :

I don’t think there has been anybody who has been a bigger defender of minority rights in the Congress than myself, and that’s not saying others aren’t trying as well.

Okay, do your best. The winner gets a three-week vacation in the Bahamas, a year's supply of toilet paper, and two-and-a-half ponies. Or a totebag. Maybe.