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bobbert's avatar

"Sometimes, you seem to be only <i>this</i> full of shit,..."

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"I thought there was going to be bourbon?"

"For the last time, Rand. I'm NOT Barack Obama!"

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Win.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ebony and Ivory, together in ideological rivalry.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Moments later, Rev. Al seized the fork and plunged it into Paul's eye, shouting, "Repeal THIS, motherfucker!"

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Al Sharpton seconds before delivering a fatal blow to the throat of his prey.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"Haven't had a drink all day and steady as a rock"

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