This happened: Please try to not fail at captioning this picture appropriately in the comments, which we do not allow. For added inspiration, we offer you this gemfrom Rand Paul, one of the leading members of the "Republican Rainbow Coalition" : I don’t think there has been anybody who has been a bigger defender of minority rights in the Congress than myself, and that’s not saying others aren’t trying as well.
&quot;Sometimes, you seem to be only <i>this</i> full of shit,...&quot;
&quot;I thought there was going to be bourbon?&quot;
&quot;For the last time, Rand. I&#039;m NOT Barack Obama!&quot;
Win.
Ebony and Ivory, together in ideological rivalry.
Moments later, Rev. Al seized the fork and plunged it into Paul&#039;s eye, shouting, &quot;Repeal THIS, motherfucker!&quot;
Al Sharpton seconds before delivering a fatal blow to the throat of his prey.
&quot;Haven&#039;t had a drink all day and steady as a rock&quot;