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schmannity's avatar

While at the 7-11, you can pick up one of those vibrating Slim Jims.

Shypixel's avatar

He's right. You CAN find a 7-11 using the Googles.

Nearest one to me is in Spokane, WA. About 4 1/2 hour drive.

Jared James's avatar

Look, if women were human, they'd have human rights, same as real humans. There's nothing in the bible about that, so companies are kind of on their own when it comes to deciding what is morally right to pay their employees. Some go with money; others simply buy debit cards with exorbitant fees deducted from their employees' pay, so as not to waste a lot of time and hassle doing bank paperwork that would cut into the bottom line.

Others still, more morally certain, refuse to pay in abortions or homosex, despite the best efforts of the godless fascist Muslin government.

PubOption's avatar

Does the idea that companies can have a religion stem from the decision on corporate personhood?

Shypixel's avatar

Also: I miss Slurpees.

Those Icee things, or whatever they are fucking called, down at the Ole's Country Store and Beer Depot (Shut up, it is TOO called that.) are gross.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let's follow this thread of logic. Because AIDS, syphilis, and chlamydia are largely spread through sexual contact, virtuous people shouldn't need either a shot against it, if it existed, or care after having contracted it, those sluts. Why should I suffer a hypothetical increase in insurance costs to protect these people, especially those gayperverts with AIDS?

Have we really made no progress in thirty years?

BTW, which of these items doesn't belong: syphilis, AIDS, herpes, and a house in Buffalo?

SullivanSt's avatar

Isn't the 1.5 million the number of women who take contraceptives <em>entirely</em> for reasons other than preventing pregnancy? I believe if you add in women taking contraceptives for other reasons in addition to preventing pregnancy, the number is much, much higher.

SullivanSt's avatar

Not New York, Don't Care.

Mahousu's avatar

It appears that Dolan should fire that personal trainer.

He got his money's worth (excuse me, God's money's worth) at those Roman restaurants, though.

PubOption's avatar

I'm sure that the Catholic hospital system has no problem employing (for example) Hindu or Jewish doctors.

chascates's avatar

What is the Church position on spaying and neutering?