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[tries to draw Venn diagram with list of `ooh, I don't really like him very much he's crude and vulgah' senators in one circle, and republican senators who condemned trumb for his silence on the russian bounties on U.S. troops in the other circle]

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Now that Carson barely escaped with his life, what's going on with Grassley?

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The Atlantic doesn't print fiction anymore. Or humor. I miss him too.

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Like the supposedly "good" Germans in all those old WW2 movies who whisper behind Hitler's back and when they're sure the Gestapo can't hear, "The crazy little Austrian upstart."

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That's me! But, how do you spell phase? Like "The man wasn't phased by the earthquake." So I've decided it probably doesn't matter that I know how to spell 'bated.' It must be an illusion.

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I don't care, do you

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And he STOLE the moustache from Carlie Chaplin!

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The Dine were heroes in this election. And don't forget the Pima.

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Craven shitlickers is what we should be shouting any time one of these jerks is seen out in the wild.

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The Indigenous GOTV effort was phenomenal, and needs now a major acknowledgment, not just a tku, but access, power, recognition. I like the idea of this. https://www.nytimes.com/202...

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Susan Collins should have a little TM after her name since she is wholly owned by the RNC.

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No, he wouldn't. Not ever. Can you imagine what a senate/house democratic majority would do to the Trump crime family?

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He'll want a GOP majority because jail!

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Since the 2016 primaries?

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GOP - won won, suck it libs, stop being sad you effing snowflakes, we won with less votes than you so - MANDATE.

MSM - *crickets*

Dems - We won with both the popular and electoral votes and we'd like too ...

MSM - hold on there now. It's not like you won by a lot. I mean, sure it was a lot but not like a lot a lot

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Goddamm beltway press following McConnell straight into hell and taking the rest of us with him. Honestly, they should force them to rotate out every 3 years.

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