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mailman27's avatar

Yes. Yes, he was. So I heard.

Keith Taylor's avatar

What a charmer. Being a soft libtard I won't wish anything really hideous upon him, like leprosy or elephantiasis, but I can't help hoping he gets ingrown toenails. And never mind Jim Henson. KERMIT should sue him. The idea that Kermit is not actually a real person is just another conspiracy theory.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I wonder if it's difficult to play the victim card while controlling all three branches of government on the federal level and a majority of the state legislatures?

JCfromNC's avatar

Seriously, this should be the theme song for this guy:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

JCfromNC's avatar

Or if you want something more pop-music-y:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

HarpyLibtart's avatar

No, there is no end to the oppression of the mediocre white man...Not only they now have to compete with gross icky wimmenz for jobs without the benefit of having sandwiches made for them anymore, they have to keep redrawing districts and getting headaches trying to think up voter ID laws because scary ethnic people want to participate in democracy when they're not busy with the white genocide, those slutty feminist harpies keep being mean to them when they're just trying to impose some good Christian order on their unruly vaginas and now these race-traitor libtards are attacking them every time they try to relax with some good old-fashioned poor-fucking and racism lulz, acting like they're bad people or something...It's reverse racism, is what that is. :P

HarpyLibtart's avatar

That's an insult to assholes, which are useful for keeping random shit-dribbles IN, unlike the anal fissure, which is way grosser, hurtful and allows indiscriminate poop-leakage.

davidhollenshead's avatar

Kermit is real, and recently told me that Paladino is not a real person, only a Lizard Man in a Human Skin Suit.

davidhollenshead's avatar

Those tires cost a grand per tire.

davidhollenshead's avatar

You know which trucks are not used for work, by the hight of the lift kit.

davidhollenshead's avatar

They also decide who is considered "white".

mailman27's avatar

He totally blew it in the Kermit thing, missing a chance to say "Democrat" party on the bottom line of the otherwise hilarious meme thingy. Sad.

Goposaur's avatar

No one, I repeat, no one, should ever be raped by a burning dumpster.

Chris's avatar

It's a hard job but I'm confident the current crop of Republicans is up to the task.