Hey, Carla, I know we've never really talked. I don't want you to think I'm one of those exes who is all jealous of the new woman, and you're at least the second one since Nick and I called it quits. But, seriously, honey, all the Egyptian vacations in the world might not be able to make this particular guy be faithful right now. I mean, he seems like he's lining them up pretty far in advance, if the following picture is any guide.
Carla, Honey, Watch Out!
Carla, Honey, Watch Out!
Carla, Honey, Watch Out!
Hey, Carla, I know we've never really talked. I don't want you to think I'm one of those exes who is all jealous of the new woman, and you're at least the second one since Nick and I called it quits. But, seriously, honey, all the Egyptian vacations in the world might not be able to make this particular guy be faithful right now. I mean, he seems like he's lining them up pretty far in advance, if the following picture is any guide.