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Was it BSD? Cuz that's generally a lot more secure than fucking Exchange on Win server.

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I always chose ranger, then ran ahead and got stabbed in the neck and died.

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Those were probably designed before she got there and fired errrbody. All I see in corporate america are Ricohs and Xerox's now.

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Too Black. Too Strong.

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George Patton, "Black Jack" Pershing, Omar Bradley, libelz!111!

You're thinking of the brigadier types, the ones who run bases in the US. There's a lot of generals throughout history who were very good at killing, thank God. Just saying.

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Not to mention that CEO types and the like get a lot of smoke blown up their asses by people who want to gain their favor. Somehow they internalize it as a belief that they are seen as good leaders, rather than taking it for the bullshit that it is.

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And she's seen Red Dawn (the remake probably, she can't be sure), which proves that Jade Helm DID happen. It's unfair that FDR and Mussolini were treated differently for the same thing doing also too dontchano.

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Statistics are like a drunk and a light pole; used for support rather than illumination.

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Maybe even a couple of mages, too.

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Good Lord, Carly looks like a supervillain. Doesn't she have a white cat to pet as she electrocutes some henchmen?

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Trump was right about her.......who would vote for someone with that face!!

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God, I remember that hearing. He said that they would need 500,000 troops and it would cost some number of billions of dollars. Rumsfeld literally laughed at him.

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Also, point of interest: isn't there a cutoff point where you're simply too much an adult to use an informally-modified name? Carly and Joey and Sammy -type names are great until you can do adult stuff, like vote and pay taxes (pffft like she's paid a cent in taxes). It's time do grow up, Carla or whatever your name is on your reptilian alien homeworld.

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Ted Cruz is caught with his hand under his sportcoat, winding up his clockwork heart.

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I'm pretty sure the Wingnuts have a brain detector, and would kick him out if caught in possession of such a device.

Sansabelt Pants, Donald. So much easier for your staff to deal with.

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Can you change over to white robes with hoods? I think she'd like that better.

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