If your company sold that much Hewlett Packard stuff you'd have to know. The complaints about your shitty product would be enough to draw your attention.
In IT meetings would just set our pagers to auto beep us - look at it seriously and concerned - then get up and leave like we had a system down. Worked every time.
There’s no way that people can ignore Carly Fiorina's disastrous tenure at Hewlett-Packard, which she ran as CEO for six tumultuous years before the board ousted her in 2005. By that time, the company’s stock had lost about half its value and tens of thousands of people had lost their jobs. Now she wants to be President - this is nuts.
What exactly is a profit, does anyone even really know? I mean, sure, you could get all wrapped up in so-called numbers and percentages, and focus on negative things. Like "actual earnings" or "stock value." But, who needs negativity in their lives? Nobody, that's who! Sometimes, people say "less is more," right? Or, even "it's better to give than receive." And what, are you going to call them a liar?
-And waterboarding? They might have secrets!
Carly Fiorina: Breaks international trade sanctions, still can't turn a profit.
If your company sold that much Hewlett Packard stuff you'd have to know. The complaints about your shitty product would be enough to draw your attention.
Was it an HP?
I can't imagine how you got THAT impression!
We knew Iraq had chemical weapons because we had the receipts.
In IT meetings would just set our pagers to auto beep us - look at it seriously and concerned - then get up and leave like we had a system down. Worked every time.
And sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads in the Persian Gulf!
There’s no way that people can ignore Carly Fiorina's disastrous tenure at Hewlett-Packard, which she ran as CEO for six tumultuous years before the board ousted her in 2005. By that time, the company’s stock had lost about half its value and tens of thousands of people had lost their jobs. Now she wants to be President - this is nuts.
Wellllll... about that...
What exactly is a profit, does anyone even really know? I mean, sure, you could get all wrapped up in so-called numbers and percentages, and focus on negative things. Like "actual earnings" or "stock value." But, who needs negativity in their lives? Nobody, that's who! Sometimes, people say "less is more," right? Or, even "it's better to give than receive." And what, are you going to call them a liar?
"But while Fiorina was running the company from 1999 to 2005, HP found a clever loophole"You misspelled "ruining."
hey... i didn't see you sentence til later
Yes
You are Enron and I claim my $5
you misspelled "bottomless sinkhole of fail and treason"
#175 I believe.