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Spike Morden's avatar

She does have the tits for it.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Which crowdsourcing venue can I use to donate to this awesomeness?

(Yes, sarcasm.)

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schmannity's avatar

Why does she need a communications director when she can outsource it to HP's call center?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>“If Hillary Clinton’s the nominee, Republicans need a woman front and center</em>

Miss Lindsey 2016!!!!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

<i>"I love being a woman. I like dressing up; I love buying shoes."</i> - actual Carly Fiorina quote

Yup, she seems about perfect as the token GOP female running mate. No word yet on her love of sammich making, though.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

I love the smell of hubris in the morning.

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dslindc's avatar

Hey, if she wants to throw her golden parachute money at the politisphere and entertain us in the process, I say go for it!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, considering her executive experience consists of destroying Hewlett Packard, I suspect she's a shoe in for the GOP ticket.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Would it be quicker to list the Republicans who are <em>not</em> running?

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

So let me get this straight. Carly is running on the breasts and vagina platform? It's as if to say, you guys need a woman to go up against Hillary and I kinda fit that description. However, being a good conservative she's only running for the number 2 position so that a man can be President, as God intended. It's amazing, these people never fail to fulfill stereotypes.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It would be deeply irresponsible.

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Fartknocker's avatar

And she is such a responsible CEO:

"Not only did she lose by double digits in 2010, she left the campaign with a significant amount of debt, some of which remains unretired more than four years later."

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bobbert's avatar

But she was a *CEO* - all praise unto them. She is therefore <strike>better</strike> richer than the rest of us. </strike></strike>

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