Oh dear sweet Jesus, lying liar Carly Fiorina has made a "debate prep" video in a seeming attempt to appear cuddly and sweet, as opposed to the sniveling lie-face she is.
While Carly Fiorina's face IS horrifying, there's not much good to be said about the other faces on the GOP stage either. Except that Trump's appears to be made out of silly putty, and he amuses himself on stage by smooshing it into funny shapes.
I just want to imagine Michael Dukakis floating around the tank on the back of my toilet. In a tiny amphibious vehicle. Wearing a 19th Century British Admiral's hat. It makes me smile.
Like a decade ago when Michelle Malkin proved you can dress up a young Asian woman in a cheerleader outfit and do kicks and yet manage to be a boner-depressant. Wouldn't have thought that possible either.
We had a ferret who went nuts for a red and green candy cane ornament and stole it off the low branch where it was hanging. We recovered it and put it higher up. She climbed up there and stole it again. We recovered it a second time and put it as high as we could on the tree. She went all the way up and got it again. At that point, we said, "Fuck it. She earned it. She can have it."
Paid for by the shareholders of HP, most likely.
While Carly Fiorina's face IS horrifying, there's not much good to be said about the other faces on the GOP stage either. Except that Trump's appears to be made out of silly putty, and he amuses himself on stage by smooshing it into funny shapes.
Mine will do that if it's raining. CA wimp dogs!My poodle was a tough Jersey girl, and she'd stand in the damn sprinklers!
Of course she thinks dogs are better than cats. Dogs love you unconditionally and cats know she's a fucking lying piece of shit.
I'm a dog person, but most of my colleagues at the Humane Society are cat people.You DO NOT want to piss these people off!
Afghan Hound LIBEL!!!!
I never imagined it was possible to play with puppies on a couch while still seeming like a terrible person. Carly proves me wrong.
There is something very very wrong with that woman.
"I like dogs because they never tell me to smile more" yeah, probably cause your smile creeps them the fuck out too.
But, Beer <<< tits.
Actual witch libel. I think the best Carly can hope for is being considered a Homo sapiens, plus or minus on having a soul.
I just want to imagine Michael Dukakis floating around the tank on the back of my toilet. In a tiny amphibious vehicle. Wearing a 19th Century British Admiral's hat. It makes me smile.
Carly Fiorina: “I always used to eat Milkbones as a kid. I thought they were very good!”
And later in the clip, she gets together with two ruthless ambitious strippers and they all bond over how they to love Doggy Chow.
I like the guy. He probably never had a chance of winning but he ran a really shitty campaign and that only served to make things worse.
Like a decade ago when Michelle Malkin proved you can dress up a young Asian woman in a cheerleader outfit and do kicks and yet manage to be a boner-depressant. Wouldn't have thought that possible either.
We had a ferret who went nuts for a red and green candy cane ornament and stole it off the low branch where it was hanging. We recovered it and put it higher up. She climbed up there and stole it again. We recovered it a second time and put it as high as we could on the tree. She went all the way up and got it again. At that point, we said, "Fuck it. She earned it. She can have it."