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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"Fantastic people in his administration"?

FANTASTIC? Unless you are implying that they are other-worldly hell-beasts, there is no room for the descriptor "fantastic" in describing Trump's cabinet.

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kev's avatar

reports are that Carly was made to wear a paper bag over her head during the interview with a tiny mouth hole for Rump's dick. Afterward, Rump reportedly said: 'She might be a spitter but she's not a quitter'.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

The word you are searching for is Phantasmagorical.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

You could write a novella around that picture. Paging the spirit of Edgar Allan Poe.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

As winter has set in, it is now etched in frozen horseshit. Waiting for the thaw.

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BigBoppa - Yeah, that one's avatar

Rocky and Bullwinkle were from Frostbite Falls, MN....practically Canadian but not quite.

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eka's avatar

if you are a rich and somehow think there won't be consequences from increasing inequality impoverishing and cutting off health care to millions ... then yes, this is your fantasy cabinet.

huh. that should be a new thing. like fantasy football and all that crap. maybe if you turn it into a game people would pay attention to what's happening. as it is, they know any sportsball player's stats a lot better than they know the positions of politicians.

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calliecallie's avatar

Sins the election, the phrase "national intelligence" has become an oxymoron.

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wavicles's avatar

Tremendous?

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Historicat's avatar

Did the kid or the hipster ever crater a Fortune 500 company? I think not!

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unhipcat's avatar

tl;dr. "i know less than shit about intelligence, but trump sure has some shiny baubles tacked to his office walls."

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

wait... I can see Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum eventually getting considered for something, but are we really thinking that Rand Paul isn't going to be on the "no go" list?

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fuflans's avatar

if you asking about the attribution, it is carly dissing barbara boxer (didn't work for ms. carly in the end).

if you commenting on ms carly's hair, you are spot on.

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Bad Tom's avatar

I got your demon sheep right here. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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phoenix00's avatar

So close, no cigar......

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Mintie's avatar

Could that little speech/press release/whatever of hers be any more of a suck up? Like, did Carly even bother to put on underpants before her meeting, knowing she was just going to bend over for Trump no matter what?

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