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And Carly needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

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how do people like this end up in the media at all?

Oh right, lazy producers. Before metoo became #MeToo, "me too" was a term of derision for news producers who felt that having an obscure-but-fascinating&smart blogger as a guest was riskier & harder to find than Cokie Roberts (again for the 3rd time that year usually).

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This exactly. Good Republicans USED to know how to keep their mouths shut when it came to the truth of what they were doing.

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And don't forget her stellar success temporarily successful accounting trick leading to disaster at Lucent.

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Carly who?

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Me: I'll take "Types of Things" for $2,000, Alex.

Alex: "The Opinions of Carly Fiorina"

Me: What are Things neither I nor any other person on earth give a single fucking fart in the wind about?

Alex: Correct.

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She can keep more than one stupid idea in her head at the same time.

That's how you get to be CEO (and then drive the company into the ground)

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Fiorina/Collins 2020!Because we're probably already fucked!

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Carly Fiorina should have been charged with inciting violence after she was babbling about "aborted babby parts" during the Republican debates. Shortly after, one of the GOP's idiots went out and murdered 3 people at a PP clinic, because he was pro-life, and didn't want babby parts sold on the internet, and not very smart.

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"Fiorina's entire political career has consisted of being briefly terrible in public, getting laughed at for insane stuff like that demon sheep ad, then losing and leaving absolutely no one wondering, "Gee, wonder what Carly Fiorina's up to now?" "

I was literally just wondering what ever happened to her, and whether she was still being an evil bitch, just the other day. I didn't care enough to Google it, but I was curious.

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I think it's important that we hear what Meg Whitman thinks about this, so that we can get the whole spectrum of thought from horrible CA Silicon Valley libertarian anti choice women.

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Maybe she hitched a ride to Nova Scotia, to see a total eclipse of the sun?

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Is that what this feeling is? Gosh!

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Oh, please please please please!

I've hated her since she destroyed HP by mismanagement and arrogance, and it would be a complete delight to watch the usually-contained Warner destroy her.

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Carly, baby, it's not about pro-life or pro-choice if you're deciding for yourself. It most definitely is if you're claiming the right to choose for every woman.

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