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Perhaps they're 8% Botox

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What I like about Wonkette for Olds is that it has a longer historical record of posts. As a busy working Old Wonketteer who sometimes can't see the posts for hours or even a whole day because I actually have a jerb I must attend to, I relish that historical record. Of course, by the time I get there, there are so many non-existent comments that there's no point in my even trying to comment, if that were even allowed. Yes, you young whipper snappers have no attention span and no sense of history. Now get off my lawn!

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... everyone is entitled to my own opinion.

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... like this?

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... I remember my dad saying to me (after some indiscretion in my yoot)... "you should become a lawyer or a politician", and when I asked why, he replied... "because you lie so convincingly and with such a straight face". I should have taken the old man up on his advice.

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Hey Fiborina - you aren't going to be able to lie your way out of those 3% poll numbers, so if you want to be a real novelty among the whiny babbies you are running against, I have a brilliant suggestion: TRY TELLING THE FUCKING TRUTH FOR A CHANGE.

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... FIORINANOCCHIO!

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... and if it did, she'd probably just feel a pain in her chest.

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That's next.

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... later immortalized in song...

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I like Fiborina. It just seems to suit her.

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She'd just fire the poor sonavabeeetch for not telling her what she wants to hear.

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Then he had the nerve to say, "Where's all the white women?" Like he didn't know.

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There, there. We Clevelanders feel your pain. *hands jmk a blue and orange hanky* There's always next year (and the next year, and the next year, and the year after that . . .)!

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Fiorina is so toxic, she won't even be offered a VP position. Not sure why she's still running but same could be said of Pataki, Gilmore, Santorum, Huckabee, Graham, etc.

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Thanks, O'Bummer!

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