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<i>“There is no doubt that as the only nonpolitician in the race, if I were to get in, that I have hurdles to overcome,”</i>

Non-politician and Hair Club for Men spokesweasel Donald Trump says he's going to run. Fiorina-Trump 2016! (oh ... oh ... oh ... my snark organ just released its precious bodily fluid.)

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But has she any good cookie recipes?

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I think that they were already outside the womb, so, no biggie.

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Even Rafael "Ted" Cruz (R-Cuba) has better sense than this woman. Although I realize that's not much of a compliment to either of them.

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That's how they create jerbs.

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"“But unlike her, I have actually accomplished something. Mrs. Clinton, flying is an activity, not an accomplishment.”

Yeah, having zero grasp of what the Secretary of State does all day is the first criterion for being Presnit.

So in Carlybrain, foreign policy goes like this:

Something something lunch with the Israelis. Something something lunch with the Saudis. Shop at that big mall in Dubai for photo op about bringing democracy to the Mideast. Something something speech at Davos. Sign trade agreement with someone. Photo op looking like strong, modern woman, with that woman who wrote "Lean In." Say nasty things about whoever is running the Palestinians these days. Make joke about Canada. Have glass of merlot on plane on way home.

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Fiorina-Trump 2016? Ha, as if The Donald would ever play second-fiddle to anyone!

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It's the ultimate must-have accessory. Especially if all the Lamborghini Veneno Roadsters are sold out.

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