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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

No. Lindsey would kill for that skirt. Simply lines that say "maybe". Actually, I wonder, is it Presidential trait to be "coy"?

Bill Slider's avatar

Should she win the GOP nomination for President, she will be able to announce that she won more votes as a female Republican than any other female Republican candidate for the office, ever.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Ms. Fiorina, if your record at HP was so great, how come my printer ink costs so damn much?

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Is there nothing Billary won't steal? Is their greed ever satisfied?

SterWonk's avatar

Well, she will fail at the latter, which blessedly means she won't get a shot to fail at the former.

That said, I have worked with many ex-Compaq and ex-HP people over the years, and the universal consensus was that she failed at at least corporate governance. (Not that that maps very well to actual governance; just saying.)

It's Just Toomush's avatar

She probably thinks the presidency is about her...don't she?...

Fred Wertham, Jr.'s avatar

You can see "REMO" faintly on her forehead, I think.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Why can't I get mine to behave?...

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"Who has accomplished enormous things in life"

You mean like destroying Lucent and running HP into the ground?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Has poor Carly suffered a brain injury? That would explain quite a lot, including her delusions, her math, her decision-making, her vacant eyes, her hair, and her facial expressions.

georgiaburning's avatar

She also had more people voting AGAINST her than almost anybody else in 2010,

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Oh, she tore Carly a new one, last week. It was impressive, though very unusual for Mika the Stoogette...

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Between the Pedarestroom and the Unqualified Retreat...

FauxAntocles's avatar

...her party affiliation...