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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

No. Lindsey would kill for that skirt. Simply lines that say "maybe". Actually, I wonder, is it Presidential trait to be "coy"?

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Bill Slider's avatar

Should she win the GOP nomination for President, she will be able to announce that she won more votes as a female Republican than any other female Republican candidate for the office, ever.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Ms. Fiorina, if your record at HP was so great, how come my printer ink costs so damn much?

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Is there nothing Billary won't steal? Is their greed ever satisfied?

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SterWonk's avatar

Well, she will fail at the latter, which blessedly means she won't get a shot to fail at the former.

That said, I have worked with many ex-Compaq and ex-HP people over the years, and the universal consensus was that she failed at at least corporate governance. (Not that that maps very well to actual governance; just saying.)

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Choice isn't very hard. At all.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Not to mention Rand Paul!

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

She probably thinks the presidency is about her...don't she?...

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Fred Wertham, Jr.'s avatar

You can see "REMO" faintly on her forehead, I think.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Why can't I get mine to behave?...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"Who has accomplished enormous things in life"

You mean like destroying Lucent and running HP into the ground?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Has poor Carly suffered a brain injury? That would explain quite a lot, including her delusions, her math, her decision-making, her vacant eyes, her hair, and her facial expressions.

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georgiaburning's avatar

She also had more people voting AGAINST her than almost anybody else in 2010,

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Oh, she tore Carly a new one, last week. It was impressive, though very unusual for Mika the Stoogette...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Between the Pedarestroom and the Unqualified Retreat...

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FauxAntocles's avatar

...her party affiliation...

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