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H0mer0's avatar

Smithers! there's a rocket in my pocket!""There sure is, Sir!"

H0mer0's avatar

Hey, I just passed the Internal Medicine Maintenance of Certification Board Exam while reading Wonkette (and not studying as much as I should have.)

James Asher's avatar

Is that coat of hers made out of Dalmations?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

The GOP pres. candidates are Human Centipede 3.

Leftykook's avatar

Well I wouldn't "do her" with someone else's ....um ...uh ...part?

Mark Olish's avatar

She has a beak like a friggin' vulture ....

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sadly, this is a very true statement. People care more about optics than substance.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Michele Bachmann couldn't have run for Congress without her husband's permission.

Thanks, Marcus.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Both Carly and Hillary are ambitious and enjoy power.Hillary exercises her power assertively.Carly snarls and claws the air like a cougar falling out of a tree. You don't want to be around when she lands.

danteardenz's avatar

Failure Fiorini ,along with Crazy Carson are only sending in that race as the GOP version of the Affirmative Action they oppose for everyone else...tokens .

billr's avatar

I disagree with one thing. She is not pretty inside or out.

I AM R U's avatar

Don't they know the forgiveness doesn't count unless you sincerely repent and atone? They're in for a rude awakening when Judgement Day arrives :P

accidental housewife's avatar

Forget running for Congress. She shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

You are obviously not a idiot. Congratulations on passing the board!

Queen Méabh's avatar

I am so fed up with this "Hillary is a lesbian" shit. In the first place, I don't care. In the second place, I have these five BFFs - women I have known for more than 40 years - since grade school and high school - and we do stuff together all the time. They helped me move into my first house. We go on vacations together (without the husbands). We sleep in the same hotel room, occasionally in the same king-size bed in a hotel room if the reservations got screwed up, which happened twice, but this doesn't bother us since we did the same thing when we were 12 years old and into sleep-overs in my parent's basement. We dress and undress in front of each other sometimes - which is no different than what we did in our high school P.E. locker rooms, except that we got over that stupid teenage modesty stuff long ago, and we now have classier underwear. Some of us were privileged to see each other deliver babies, and after that all modesty is dead.

Until I was about age 30, nobody ever assumed I was a lesbian because I hung out with my women friends. But after age 30, every time I traveled with one of my BFFs everyone immediately assumed we were lesbians, which would be surprising news to their husbands and children. Two of us went to a 4th of July picnic a few years ago, and people sitting near us actually got up and moved. We were tempted to kiss each other on the lips after that just to really piss people off, but we just couldn't get motivated without a picture of Harrison Ford naked to look at first.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Do they not know? Do they not care? Or do they somehow justify it as somehow being ok when THEY do it?Yes, yes, and yes.