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She has changed a ton since the Plasmatics days

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So first off, she's still alive. And still has a face. O' no I didn't!

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I think the only thing missing in that interview was Hannity lighting up two cigarettes and handing one to Page.

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Maybe he's just suggesting Sean take up chain-smoking.

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More, and more, I'm beginning to think our government definitely has a reason for not "disappearing" Carter Page.

What if they DID flip him already and he IS spying on all the hot, sexy, Russian orgies the Republican party is holding these days. The more he goes on Hannity and spouts this bullshit, the more these boneheaded repubs believe he's still on"their side".

Maybe, just maybe, the republican party's willing to die on hill Carter Page because they KNOW he's seen and assisted them in all kinds of shady Russian shit.

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Both are clearly wracked by fear, and manymanymany loathe them.

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OMG did a wiki on him and a US Naval Academy grad, ma, mba, phd. Giving a good education a bad name. There's $millions$ to be made conspiring w Russia, and he was apparently due a big slice of the secret 20% Rosneft privatization conversion worth $11B to drumpf in exchange for lifting sanctions; however, now his single person fund in shared office rent-a-space. Came close, but never did hit the drumpf or to a lesser extent gates/manafort scale of bribery.

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We need to see the FISA approved video tapes of Carter Page getting the 3am no knock visit from the FBI. I’m sure the screeching will be horrendous and I’ll bear it to see Page’s perp walk.

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Meh, he`s taken to vaping, but we can always pray that he ditches those pissy little cigalikes, and gets a big mod and the batteries vent right in his stupid face.

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Somewhere in my embarrasing box of teenage memoribilia is a "Support the Plasmatics Legal Defense Fund" button, purchased circa 1980.

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I never really listened to them. But that video sticks in my mind.

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"Hannity, of course, is the buttplug-shaped human..."

Oh, my god, thank you for that laugh!

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if I didn't already have a migraine, I sure would have one after reading this.

all I'm wondering is who's the top here.

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Hannity is a mentally deficient buttplug, possibly subhuman. Just my 2 cents.

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Neither one.

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I thought he was in a bathtub!

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