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Red Richmond's avatar

With a generous topping of warm mayo.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

A pedant notes: the Virginia side of the Potomac was returned to Virginia before the civil war.

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Jamie Stewart's avatar

But you have to deal with Mr Spoon's evil twin first.

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phoenix00's avatar

We need to put everything we have in removing McConnell.THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS ALL DAY FOR THE NEXT 50 MILLION YEARS

And that includes all y'all Impeach-Trump-Right-Now ponies. Do that without removing Turtles and he'll make sure it dies.

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phoenix00's avatar

How 'bout AOT,K?

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phoenix00's avatar

Luckily for us he JUST SO HAPPENED to have a Hillary with a pillow.

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phoenix00's avatar

Any *Dem* but McConnell, if you please.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Their argument is becoming more and more convincing, daily.

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DDB9000's avatar

Oh, I heard that part, and all I could think of is how HE needs to be bent out of shape, preferably with arms and legs and hands and feet all bent and broken.And then being refused at a hospital for no proof of insurance.

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DDB9000's avatar

American Samoa for the win!

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DDB9000's avatar

Well, maybe we can if he is hanged in a public square as all traitors should be.

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DDB9000's avatar

All of DC is on the MD side, and it would create a situation where people from 'out-of-state' would be voting in MD elections, and I'm pretty sure that would violate quite a few laws, not to mention making the animus MD would have against DC.

No, DC needs to be a state.

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DDB9000's avatar

Excellent point.It was irked me for ages how the Repubs have been able to rebrand the Democratic Party as the "Democrat" party and implying Dems are not democratic.What's even worse is that they've got (non-conservative) reporters saying it.

There should've been a concerted effort to correct each and every scumbucket who has said "Democrat" party, but many of the non-conservative reporters are just fucking wusses.

Of course part of the problem is that while the people in the Democratic Party ARE Democrats, with Republicans - the word is both an adjective and a noun, so you can't do the same thing with their name.

Ain't language a bitch!

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DDB9000's avatar

Kentucky - close enough...

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I think we need to get Spiny Norman to crawl all up in McTurtle's shell.

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DDB9000's avatar

But if the various congressional districts in KY are gerrymandered for the Repubs, and they all support him and gush about him, it can influence people.

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