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With a generous topping of warm mayo.

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A pedant notes: the Virginia side of the Potomac was returned to Virginia before the civil war.

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But you have to deal with Mr Spoon's evil twin first.

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We need to put everything we have in removing McConnell.THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS ALL DAY FOR THE NEXT 50 MILLION YEARS

And that includes all y'all Impeach-Trump-Right-Now ponies. Do that without removing Turtles and he'll make sure it dies.

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How 'bout AOT,K?

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Luckily for us he JUST SO HAPPENED to have a Hillary with a pillow.

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Any *Dem* but McConnell, if you please.

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Their argument is becoming more and more convincing, daily.

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Oh, I heard that part, and all I could think of is how HE needs to be bent out of shape, preferably with arms and legs and hands and feet all bent and broken.And then being refused at a hospital for no proof of insurance.

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American Samoa for the win!

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Well, maybe we can if he is hanged in a public square as all traitors should be.

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All of DC is on the MD side, and it would create a situation where people from 'out-of-state' would be voting in MD elections, and I'm pretty sure that would violate quite a few laws, not to mention making the animus MD would have against DC.

No, DC needs to be a state.

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Excellent point.It was irked me for ages how the Repubs have been able to rebrand the Democratic Party as the "Democrat" party and implying Dems are not democratic.What's even worse is that they've got (non-conservative) reporters saying it.

There should've been a concerted effort to correct each and every scumbucket who has said "Democrat" party, but many of the non-conservative reporters are just fucking wusses.

Of course part of the problem is that while the people in the Democratic Party ARE Democrats, with Republicans - the word is both an adjective and a noun, so you can't do the same thing with their name.

Ain't language a bitch!

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Kentucky - close enough...

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I think we need to get Spiny Norman to crawl all up in McTurtle's shell.

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But if the various congressional districts in KY are gerrymandered for the Repubs, and they all support him and gush about him, it can influence people.

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