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Nah... Papi is "Powered by Snickers™" (you can tell from the side effects.)

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Both. McCoy is a on old, wrinkled crank .... <i>really</i> old.

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You're thinking of C.C. Sabathia. No bat.

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Tell her you use them for jerking off. Tell her they enhance the experience. She's a chick, what would she know?

Also, cum back Josh! I miss you soooo much!

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Retro Day continues! It takes me back to those days of yesteryear; <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/tag\/the-war-on-paultards\/page\/7" target="_blank">The War on Paultards</a> especially. Who could forget the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/322383\/bombing-starts-in-five-minutes" target="_blank">brief alliance with Redstate</a>? Or the vital contributions of <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/325637\/wonkette-appoints-angry-commenter-general-in-paultard-war" target="_blank">commenter-general Nick Farr</a> in that desperate struggle? Good times.

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Retro Day continues! Oh yeah ... there was also <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/tag\/nadine-tells-all" target="_blank">Nadine tells All</a>. I kinda think she was crazy, but ... well, who knows?

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Sheeeeeeeit, compared to Chuck Asshole, I mean Assay, McCoy is a sweetheart.

Forgotten how much I missed Cartoon Violence; yet I understand Josh's decision not to scuba-dive into the cesspool once again.

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No matter how bad some of these might be, they're better than anything tossed out by that Mallard Fillmore guy.

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Ingeous Novels?

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Thanks Josh! Seeing Chuck Asay makes me realize even art can be so easily twisted to the Dark Side.

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Rapture is tomorrow. I look forward to the new forward death cycle.

If it doesn't work out, I will see you all as I am looking forward to the new season of Ice Road Truckers.

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rapture is SATURDAY.

oh, right that's now tomorrow.

sorry. carry on.

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i kid you not josh i teared up when i saw your logo.

and then i saw that cheney cartoon again.

and now, there is no desolation grand enough to compete. not even rapture (tm).

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<i>Ha ha, they’ll regret not shutting down the accounts of former contributors now!</i>

Lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!'

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There's a special place in Hell for dicks like McCoy, where demons stab red-hot fountain pens into his eyes for eternity. On his good days.

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End of the world or not, I have to say you have beautiful eyes. ;-)

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