Each week, we invite the Comics Curmudgeon to explain Today's Cartoons . You may not believe this, but we here at Cartoon Violence would love to see an elevated political discourse in this country. You know, people clearly staking out their positions on the issues, debating each other on matters of substance, trusting voters to choose the candidate whose values and policy preferences match their own, yadda yadda yadda. But if there's anything that hard experience has taught us, it's that nobody else in America is interested in that kind of crap, and the major political parties are more than happy to go along with the prevailing political mood. The Republicans are all like THEY'LL LET TERRORISTS KILL YOU and the Democrats are all like THEY FUCKED UP THE WAR and Republicans are all like THEY'LL LET GAYS RUIN YOUR MARRIAGE and the Democrats are all like THEY'LL LET GAYS ELECTRONICALLY MOLEST YOUR SONS and Republicans are all like THEY EAT PUPPIES and Democrats are like THEY EAT KITTIES, AND DO SO INCOMPETENTLY.
Cartoon Violence Will Be In Scotland Before Ye
Cartoon Violence Will Be In Scotland Before…
Cartoon Violence Will Be In Scotland Before Ye
Each week, we invite the Comics Curmudgeon to explain Today's Cartoons . You may not believe this, but we here at Cartoon Violence would love to see an elevated political discourse in this country. You know, people clearly staking out their positions on the issues, debating each other on matters of substance, trusting voters to choose the candidate whose values and policy preferences match their own, yadda yadda yadda. But if there's anything that hard experience has taught us, it's that nobody else in America is interested in that kind of crap, and the major political parties are more than happy to go along with the prevailing political mood. The Republicans are all like THEY'LL LET TERRORISTS KILL YOU and the Democrats are all like THEY FUCKED UP THE WAR and Republicans are all like THEY'LL LET GAYS RUIN YOUR MARRIAGE and the Democrats are all like THEY'LL LET GAYS ELECTRONICALLY MOLEST YOUR SONS and Republicans are all like THEY EAT PUPPIES and Democrats are like THEY EAT KITTIES, AND DO SO INCOMPETENTLY.