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wow that's an awesome greek tragedy type test.

i'm going to use that!

cheers!

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i think drug addicts were skinny.

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And his mother said, "what a treasure" and his father said, "yeah, let's bury it".

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<i>"just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better."</i>

Hey this is a fun game! Instead John Hinckley tried to assassinate Reagan, it was an aborted abortion attempt. Instead killing bin Laden, Obama late-aborted the son of a bitch. And instead of saving Gabby Gifford's life back in January, her doctors prevented another abortion using surgery.

Now if only the elderly would stop having such long, costly and abortion-free retirements. Our financial problems will be solved.

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Overdose as the second?

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We'll be aborted by starvation when there aren't enough hobo beans to sustain us.

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Now, now-- we don't know for certain Rush was spawned by Rethugs. It could have been a radioactive mutation.

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Did we really have to go there?

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I wonder what it's like to have the answer to absolutely everything, and not care if it's the wrong answer.

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Dunno, I have known members of both categories and they lacked the mean-spiritedness for which Rush is known.

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I figured the abortion analogy was coming b/c the pro-lifers will connect ANYTHING to abortion, but I didn't see it coming from Rush Limbaugh. Now, after we hear from Sarah P., we need only await Bryan Fischer's explanation of how it was the gays' fault.

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An insult to placentas everywhere, etc.

As with the Crazy 27% that consider him to be anything more than a Oxy-popping amoral opportunist, the best strategy is usually to ignore any bleating that seeps from his mouth.

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Perhaps someone could abort Rush. Mama Rush is only in her 180th trimester. Is that still too late?

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Looks like Rush's all baby diet is not working for him. Is Viagra fattening?

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Rush is a fine example of the baby dying while the afterbirth lived.

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