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fuflans's avatar

wow that's an awesome greek tragedy type test.

i'm going to use that!

cheers!

fuflans's avatar

i think drug addicts were skinny.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And his mother said, "what a treasure" and his father said, "yeah, let's bury it".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better."</i>

Hey this is a fun game! Instead John Hinckley tried to assassinate Reagan, it was an aborted abortion attempt. Instead killing bin Laden, Obama late-aborted the son of a bitch. And instead of saving Gabby Gifford's life back in January, her doctors prevented another abortion using surgery.

Now if only the elderly would stop having such long, costly and abortion-free retirements. Our financial problems will be solved.

MissusBarry's avatar

Overdose as the second?

MissusBarry's avatar

We'll be aborted by starvation when there aren't enough hobo beans to sustain us.

The Quirk's avatar

Now, now-- we don't know for certain Rush was spawned by Rethugs. It could have been a radioactive mutation.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Did we really have to go there?

PsycWench's avatar

I wonder what it's like to have the answer to absolutely everything, and not care if it's the wrong answer.

PsycWench's avatar

Dunno, I have known members of both categories and they lacked the mean-spiritedness for which Rush is known.

PsycWench's avatar

I figured the abortion analogy was coming b/c the pro-lifers will connect ANYTHING to abortion, but I didn't see it coming from Rush Limbaugh. Now, after we hear from Sarah P., we need only await Bryan Fischer's explanation of how it was the gays' fault.

Chris Grrr's avatar

An insult to placentas everywhere, etc.

As with the Crazy 27% that consider him to be anything more than a Oxy-popping amoral opportunist, the best strategy is usually to ignore any bleating that seeps from his mouth.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Perhaps someone could abort Rush. Mama Rush is only in her 180th trimester. Is that still too late?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Looks like Rush's all baby diet is not working for him. Is Viagra fattening?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Rush is a fine example of the baby dying while the afterbirth lived.