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I see the talking hairdo at Fox has learned to replicate Tucker Carlson’s “confused dog” look.

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“Rules” take all the fun out of Republican politics and only help Democrats win elections anyway. That’s 2 reasons to ignore them right there. I can see why Casey DeSantis has been kept a secret.

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Yannow, just because Florida is a hashed-up mess, doesn't mean that every other state has to be, amirite?

Especially poor Iowa. I mean, their caucus thingy is already a strange beast, but then you have the DeSatans running around trying to commit voter fraud in public, so I don't know how this passes the sniff test.

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I can't wait to see Dinesh D'Souza film on this, "4000 GoGo Boots."

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"Donald Trump’s campaign quickly seized on this absurd error. They’re all evil over at MAGA land but they are apparently more competent than Ron and Casey DeSantis."

JFC. Imagine being LESS competent than PAB. That bar's virtually at the centre of the earth, and yet DeSantis's campaign managed to get underneath it. That's almost impressive.

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Limbo!

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Lady Malbec is a fully Dunning Krueger Expert at Iowa "Votin' Law!" so HEED HER!!!!

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I wonder if Ron will even stay in the race long enough to be humiliated by the vote in Florida.

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Look for a Casey DeSantis Projection Accusation coming to a Democratic election event near your.

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A Republican campaign strategy meeting is probably about as weighty as a bunch of college freshman, stoned for the first time, contemplating whole universes in a single atom in their thumb nail.

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So many different ways to commit voter fraud and steal elections. No doubt somewhere Republican operatives are ginning up a scheme to use AI to do it and, if they're not successful, accuse Democrats of the same.

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I see she still has her news reporter voice. After her attempt to commit voter fraud, I expected her to say "Live from the DeSantis campaign disaster, I'm Casey DeSantis."

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"Casey DeSantis will probably never be first lady — of the United States, not just Florida, which is technically part of the US. That is probably almost as disappointing as marrying Ron DeSantis."

Nah. Not even close.

Unless she's even more of a weirdo than I suspect.

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I sometimes wonder if Ron's the sort whose marriage proposal was along the lines of, "Marry me, and you'll someday be First Lady."

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These two absolutely hate each other and once he's done with politics, they're done like dinner.

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Casey is responsible for every single decision Bootsy comes up with. They are both equal in their poor decision making skills. I am surprised that Florida has not detached itself and floated out to sea yet.

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Kind of like how all the Trump decisions that caused him the most problems were ones he took from Jared.

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I love love love that "Bootsy" nickname for Shorty D.

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I like Shorty D too. Definitely fits...

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Nah, not cool to make fun of physical attributes he can't help. "Things that suck about Ron DeSantis" is a target rich environment, we don't need to stoop to body shaming.

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ugh...

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"the integrity of the Iowa caucus"

Good one. I needed a laugh today.

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“Casey DeSantis’ embrace of voter fraud to salvage her husband’s failing campaign is not just wrong, it risks compromising the integrity of the Iowa caucus,” Trump spokesperson Karoline Leavitt said.”

With tears in her eyes.

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