13 Comments
User's avatar
PubOption's avatar

Traditional definition of heresy - 'disagreeing with the pope'.

Expand full comment
ValiumNation's avatar

That's only because they heard that the Brownies sit under a giant mushroom.

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Irrelevant church is irrelevant.

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Was that S'mores or Samoans?

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Given who's doing the irresponsible breeding these days, they should include RU486 as an ingredient of any snack food sold at Wal-Mart.

Expand full comment
jqheywood's avatar

You have hit the nail on the head right there...

Expand full comment
jqheywood's avatar

And girls with cookies...it's a double win!

Expand full comment
Fartknocker's avatar

So now young women and girls have two things to worry about: The GOP and the Catholic Church. Never mind that the Church can't seem to solve its problem of pedophiles with white collars.

If I was a newlywed and wanted to start a family, I would seriously consider not having a child in the US at this date in history. I can keep the church at bay but the GOP, those douches are around every corner.

Expand full comment
BarackMyWorld's avatar

I read in a very important forwarded email the Girl Scouts will replace thin mints with RU-486 during next year's cookie drive.

Expand full comment
BarackMyWorld's avatar

To which I say: "Heckuva job, Brownie!"

Expand full comment
fuflans's avatar

jesus christ.

Expand full comment
Joshua Norton's avatar

So, which star on the flag is the Vatican?

Expand full comment
JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Critics said the blog’s link led to a Marie Claire home page promoting, among other items, a sex advice article."</i>

Those helpless girls would never have seen anything about sex on the internet if it weren't for the Girl Scouts and their nefarious "linking".

Expand full comment