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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Don't need no virgin priest.

CarlC's avatar

I watch Fox News and vote Republican --- Jesus would never protest or do anything controversial

CarlC's avatar

all churches are losing the youngsters -- kids are waking up to the draconian, medieval BS.....

Last Hussar's avatar

I've fornicated whilst drunk.

Bugger.

jaz h's avatar

that eliminates most republicans!

John Norris's avatar

Doesn'tth at cancel out?

John Norris's avatar

The RCC sacrament is Holy Matrimony, according the the Baltimore Cataclysm of my youth. Marriage is a civil contract licensed by the state government. As long as the gay couple don't get a church religious rite, then the RCC should haven o more objection than they have for all the American women in the RCC who use birth control (IIRC, over 70%).

Bishops should just be happy the kids even attend their damn schools. Gods know they won't attend church when they wise up in college.

teddy21's avatar

The teacher in Arkansas was told flat out that she could keep her job if she got a divorce.

Pseudonym's avatar

That's okay, can you imagine the estate taxes you'd have to pay on that thing?

Pseudonym's avatar

Truthfully I wouldn't mind bringing back Latin for the ceremonial aspects of Mass, not that that would get me to go again. It's so mind-numbingly boring in English after the first five hundred or so times that a different language would be great for mixing things up. Then again, I've never tried attending Mass in the age of smartphones, so that might help even more.

Pseudonym's avatar

It's not a sin to be gay, it's just objectively disordered or something similar according to Natural Law (or maybe his brother Cardinal). You're just supposed to remain celibate. Thankfully my bishop just decided to get frisky with another priest instead rather than messing with an acolyte or something.

Pseudonym's avatar

Does the school also fire teachers who divorce and remarry or who marry outside of the Church when at least one party is Catholic?

bobbert's avatar

That's actually sort of ridiculously cute.

bobbert's avatar

Is this like damnation bingo? 'Cause I'm only doing so-so.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Better to have my mom's boogers in my hair than God's love singeing it.