Catholic League President and sole known member Bill "I think more about gay sex than any gay person ever has" Donohue has some Very Serious Concerns about the propriety of allowing gay groups to participate in next year's St. Patrick's Day parade in New York City. You see, after 25 years, several of the most recent marked by intense eye-rolling and heavy sighs from people who aren't raving haters, the parade is finally lifting its ban on openly gay marchers. But wait just a danged minute, says Donohue. In an interview with SiriusXM Progressive Radio's Michelangelo Signorile, Donahue fretted that gays -- you know how those gays are -- might simply lose control of themselves and start masturbating furiously all over the parade route, as one does sometimes?
Nah mang, unless it&#039;s a <a href="http:\/\/www.aloha.net\/~mikesch\/1887-tiara-sm.jpg" target="_blank">Triregnum</a> don&#039;t even bother.
<i>&ldquo;The question is, &lsquo;Will the gays behave?&rsquo; Gays have been known to take their clothes off in the parade,&rdquo; Donohue told Signorile. &ldquo;They can&rsquo;t keep their pants on sometimes when they march in the gay pride parade.&rdquo;</i>
Well, nobody was planning to take their pants off, because NYC + mid-March = sleet. But when ya get a throwdown, ya gotta represent. Remember, everyone: wear your sparkly thongs under the relaxed-fit jeans.
Nah mang, unless it&#039;s a <a href="http:\/\/www.aloha.net\/~mikesch\/1887-tiara-sm.jpg" target="_blank">Triregnum</a> don&#039;t even bother.
Liberace libul!!1!
Adds a whole new meaning to &quot;blue balls.&quot;
that looks like it belongs in a Frank Herbert novel
If it isn&#039;t <strike>Scottish</strike> <strike>Irish</strike> <strike>Welsh</strike> <strike>Cornish</strike> <strike>Manx</strike> <strike>Breton</strike> <strike>Gallaecii</strike> <strike>Asturian</strike> <strike>Austrian</strike>, it&#039;s crap!
The Notre Dame backfield?
The Boys Choir of St. Brace-Yourself-Bridget?
<i>&ldquo;The question is, &lsquo;Will the gays behave?&rsquo; Gays have been known to take their clothes off in the parade,&rdquo; Donohue told Signorile. &ldquo;They can&rsquo;t keep their pants on sometimes when they march in the gay pride parade.&rdquo;</i>
Well, nobody was planning to take their pants off, because NYC + mid-March = sleet. But when ya get a throwdown, ya gotta represent. Remember, everyone: wear your sparkly thongs under the relaxed-fit jeans.
&quot;Why would you want me to take my pants off?&quot;
Why would that question even be on your mind, Bill?
A whiff of denial, and a supertanker&#039;s worth of projection.
Because Ignatius of Antioch got fed to the lions before he could get around to trademarking &quot;Catholic&quot;.
Hey, seamen, new in town?
Let&#039;s face it. <i>This</i> Bill Donohue doesn&#039;t seem educated enough for grad school.
I found that somewhat incredible so I googled &quot;masturbating gay men&quot; ... . There must be something from Seattle in there.
The Lesbian Precision Masturbation Team is awesome! They make those lawn chair guys look like amateurs.
Completely lacking a sense of rhythym?