A couple weeks back, Buzzfeed posted photos of its employees explaining why they used birth control. It's a lot of the old, tired "I deserve a say in what happens to my body and my life," and "I take birth control for my endometriosis" blah-blah-blah we've come to expect from the man-hatin' pro-abortion left.
I think the babbie is a foreign object when you get right down to it. I'm pretty sure I've read about mechanisms the immune system uses to trick itself into not rejecting the thing as an invasive organism.
"Because I don’t want my children to ever think I didn’t want them"
If this is actually something your children might actually think, based on conclusions they'd come to because of things you've told them, then you've been explaining how sexual reproduction and birth control actually works a hell of a lot more than any abstinence-only Catholic Sista actually would explain to her kids.
Moomy, why do you always take those pills in your medicine cabinet?
Because Mommy is stressed out sometimes by all of her children, it helps her relax when you and your sisters and brothers run Mommy ragged.
No Moomy, I mean the other pills!
The blue ones? Those are for your father so he can feel ... energized. He sometimes hasn't got a lot of ... energy left, especially when you and your brothers are causing trouble.
Oh what a relief! I am glad none of the pills you take make me feel like I wasn't wanted!
To which his reply is, "That's ok, sweetnees...there's a 24 hour shop just down the road. Hell, I bet some of them will even deliver"
I don't get this. What are they saying? They don't wanna use birth control? Okay. Who cares? Seriously - who cares? What we care about, "sistas," is that you STFU and get out of the way of those who do. Your "God" delusion has nothing to do with my healthcare.
I think the babbie is a foreign object when you get right down to it. I'm pretty sure I've read about mechanisms the immune system uses to trick itself into not rejecting the thing as an invasive organism.
Fish are the only animals that should be kept in barrels. Now hand me my shotgun. -- Darth Cheney
I once heard one of my neighbors say that, but he had a bad infestation of rabbits in his yard that year.
The one who posted the three pictures? Her husband is bangin' the help. No question.
Buttsechs is an alternative.
Nobody said the buttsechs has to be with your wife, right?
I think it was Joe Walsh, the ex-congressman Deadbeat Dad.
Yep, me too. I hate driving with an underwire bra on.
"Because I don’t want my children to ever think I didn’t want them"
If this is actually something your children might actually think, based on conclusions they'd come to because of things you've told them, then you've been explaining how sexual reproduction and birth control actually works a hell of a lot more than any abstinence-only Catholic Sista actually would explain to her kids.
I CALL TOTAL BULLSHIT.
Moomy, why do you always take those pills in your medicine cabinet?
Because Mommy is stressed out sometimes by all of her children, it helps her relax when you and your sisters and brothers run Mommy ragged.
No Moomy, I mean the other pills!
The blue ones? Those are for your father so he can feel ... energized. He sometimes hasn't got a lot of ... energy left, especially when you and your brothers are causing trouble.
Oh what a relief! I am glad none of the pills you take make me feel like I wasn't wanted!
Uh, "Sistas," if we wanted to know what Catholic women think about birth control, we'd ask your husbands.
To which his reply is, "That's ok, sweetnees...there's a 24 hour shop just down the road. Hell, I bet some of them will even deliver"
“Because my fertility is my superpower.
Nice...but you know, even Superman took a fucking nap now and then.
Obama.
I don't get this. What are they saying? They don't wanna use birth control? Okay. Who cares? Seriously - who cares? What we care about, "sistas," is that you STFU and get out of the way of those who do. Your "God" delusion has nothing to do with my healthcare.
I wonder how she confirmed that asbestos, formaldehyde, &c &c were poisonous? It can't have been direct observation, so...
Has a 4.4 rating; I'm sure we can do worse.