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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Now, now. I'm sure some of our bear or chubby-chaser brethren are fapping as we speak. Takes all kinds!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

'CATO', of course, being a shorthand used by many in various engineering disciplines to mean 'catastrophe' or 'catastrophic'.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news for the old conservative white people who work at the welfare office with me.

You'd be surprised how many people who hate government programs work for government programs.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This makes too much sense, I wonder how many cubic yards of arglebargle would be required to counteract it.

Shypixel's avatar

Lord, sometimes I am thankful that it has been a decade since I looked for a job...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Are sure the CATO institute isn’t some sort of sarcasm club or a branch of The Onion?

Joshua Norton's avatar

None of this would be a problem if they'd just bring back slavery.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How much are these guys getting paid? If it is above minimum wage it's too much.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I wouldn't trust those guys to do an adequate job of cleaning my toilet...

Shypixel's avatar

Sadly, we no longer have a relationship with that client. Our pricing options weren't competitive with "Three College Students and a Wordpress Install" Development, Inc..

I could still dig up the URL, but last I peeked, things weren't looking good...

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

First against the wall? Man, it had better be a damn big wall at this point...