Jumpin’ Jimmy Stewart sipping a cola at the Bel-Air Country Club, August just sucks for news. Or maybe we’re burning out. We volunteered to be the human Wonkette sacrifice upon the altar of this week’s Peggy Noonan column, and guess what? Her Lady Nooningshire let us down by writing something so fucking boring we couldn’t even think of snark for it. The NSA sucks and some broad wrote a book and fear of overreaching surveillance could make us all paranoid? Welcome to the 1970s, Pegs. Where is the usual menopause-and-quaaludes-fueled dementia? The Fear of a Mexican Planet? The Reagan foot fetish? You let us down, Nooners!
'CATO', of course, being a shorthand used by many in various engineering disciplines to mean 'catastrophe' or 'catastrophic'.
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I could still dig up the URL, but last I peeked, things weren't looking good...
Now, now. I'm sure some of our bear or chubby-chaser brethren are fapping as we speak. Takes all kinds!
'CATO', of course, being a shorthand used by many in various engineering disciplines to mean 'catastrophe' or 'catastrophic'.
This is good news for the old conservative white people who work at the welfare office with me.
You'd be surprised how many people who hate government programs work for government programs.
This makes too much sense, I wonder how many cubic yards of arglebargle would be required to counteract it.
Lord, sometimes I am thankful that it has been a decade since I looked for a job...
Are sure the CATO institute isn’t some sort of sarcasm club or a branch of The Onion?
None of this would be a problem if they'd just bring back slavery.
How much are these guys getting paid? If it is above minimum wage it's too much.
I wouldn't trust those guys to do an adequate job of cleaning my toilet...
Sadly, we no longer have a relationship with that client. Our pricing options weren't competitive with "Three College Students and a Wordpress Install" Development, Inc..
I could still dig up the URL, but last I peeked, things weren't looking good...
First against the wall? Man, it had better be a damn big wall at this point...