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Well, the RWNJs have been shouting about Vince Foster for decades. Or was this the more recent BENGHAZI!!!1!1!! murders? I thought the legit RWNJs were doing an excellent job flogging that too, w/o help from Russian bots.

But, whatever. I too have some family who I can only forgive because they are family. <sigh>

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[I love to make people get vermouth, I mean milk or soda up their nose]

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Whoop Whoop! Now let's get single payer :-)

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Shiiiiiet.

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Nope, that's still the exact story - old white dude decided he was above following the clearly set out rules and then rolled into a courtroom he had zero entitlement to with an attitude because he figured he had the right to make the junior black lady work to his schedule and was pissed when she didn't just 'yes massa' on out of there. If someone came into MY pre-booked office space and 'snapped' at me because they wanted me to get out so they could use it, it does not matter what I was doing at the time, I'm going to tell them to shove it. If they then proceed to threaten me, I'll be the one doing the shoving with my foot. I don't know who wrote this, but the tone of "look at the little lady being unreasonable" is very clear and that lawyer can go fuck himself - SHE was not holding anyone up, it is NOT her fault that his judge was too lazy and shiftless to organize his court bookings correctly and then too much of an asshole to take responsibility for his failure, screw that 'both sides' bullshit.

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Not sure, I remember this story about it where the creator said each color has a specific meaning in a specific order.

http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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Holy geez, did she kill him ded right there?

Damn, that's... shit

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So much winning!!

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Vagina's got ammonia?

I did not know that!

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I read Giant of the Senate on my camping trip. Loved it.

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When my job came to an end a couple of weeks ago, I decided that I can't afford to take any more contract work. I make just enough to get only a tiny subsidy and I'm on the hook for the rest. Not only that, but I have a short list of minor tests and procedures that I haven't been able to afford to get done. Now that I'm on Medicaid, I can probably get that stuff taken care of. At least there's a better change of it. Plus I need an ENT guy to look at my zombie tonsils. I blew it off as funny the other day, but it's freaked me out a bit. I had a terrible night last night.

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We have hardly any cannibalism. So.........

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"I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

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Based on our current health care system, Jesus Christ after resurrection could not afford to live in America because of his pre-existing condition.

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