'I'm thinking about taking up smoking. My doctor says I'm not getting enough tar.' -- Steve Martin Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald, the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, resigned Wednesday after reports she had purchased stock in tobacco companies after being appointed to head US America's leading public health agency; at least once she left the office she could kick back with a nice relaxing smoke. Politico had
A fitting punishment would be to force her to hold onto the tobacco stocks, and all of her portfolio, all the way to the bottom of the Trump Depression.
Best health advice I’ve had: “you eat too much red meat,” from a good friend who lit up a Camel some after. And who continued lighting them up for years after while, yes, avoiding an unhealthy lifestyle.
I hope you're right. But when megacorporations do something it's ALWAYS about the Ameros. If actual people benefit that's just a happy accident.
A fitting punishment would be to force her to hold onto the tobacco stocks, and all of her portfolio, all the way to the bottom of the Trump Depression.
The theme of this year's Senior Prom: Under the Emphysema.
Similarly, gravity never killed anyone.
Designer Meth
But rich white guy, duh!
Nothing wrong with Oreos and guacamole in moderation
Best health advice I’ve had: “you eat too much red meat,” from a good friend who lit up a Camel some after. And who continued lighting them up for years after while, yes, avoiding an unhealthy lifestyle.
Indiana's gift to you. You're welcome.
Ack! Where's the receipt? We need to return it!
No, no, we don't want it back, it's a gift, you keep it . . . please, please, please . . .
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It's a bitch! Well worth it, though. Keep after it, you'll be supremely uncomfortable on your way to surveying the world at your feet, smoke free!!
I chortled. I actually chortled.
Vagina haver without Betsy Devos's Ameros.
Hey now, my doctorate in Underwater Basket Weaving from Corinthian Colleges has opened a lot of doors for me.
Ok. It's propped open a lot of doors for me. (It's in a very sturdy frame.)