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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I hope you're right. But when megacorporations do something it's ALWAYS about the Ameros. If actual people benefit that's just a happy accident.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A fitting punishment would be to force her to hold onto the tobacco stocks, and all of her portfolio, all the way to the bottom of the Trump Depression.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The theme of this year's Senior Prom: Under the Emphysema.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Similarly, gravity never killed anyone.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Designer Meth

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

But rich white guy, duh!

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Nothing wrong with Oreos and guacamole in moderation

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norcalOG's avatar

Best health advice I’ve had: β€œyou eat too much red meat,” from a good friend who lit up a Camel some after. And who continued lighting them up for years after while, yes, avoiding an unhealthy lifestyle.

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unclejeems's avatar

Indiana's gift to you. You're welcome.

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Torby's mom's avatar

Ack! Where's the receipt? We need to return it!

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unclejeems's avatar

No, no, we don't want it back, it's a gift, you keep it . . . please, please, please . . .

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Up next on Discovery Channel...

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mailman27's avatar

It's a bitch! Well worth it, though. Keep after it, you'll be supremely uncomfortable on your way to surveying the world at your feet, smoke free!!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I chortled. I actually chortled.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Vagina haver without Betsy Devos's Ameros.

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In-Home Tooter's avatar

Hey now, my doctorate in Underwater Basket Weaving from Corinthian Colleges has opened a lot of doors for me.

Ok. It's propped open a lot of doors for me. (It's in a very sturdy frame.)

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