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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I hope you're right. But when megacorporations do something it's ALWAYS about the Ameros. If actual people benefit that's just a happy accident.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A fitting punishment would be to force her to hold onto the tobacco stocks, and all of her portfolio, all the way to the bottom of the Trump Depression.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The theme of this year's Senior Prom: Under the Emphysema.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Similarly, gravity never killed anyone.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Nothing wrong with Oreos and guacamole in moderation

norcalOG's avatar

Best health advice I’ve had: β€œyou eat too much red meat,” from a good friend who lit up a Camel some after. And who continued lighting them up for years after while, yes, avoiding an unhealthy lifestyle.

unclejeems's avatar

Indiana's gift to you. You're welcome.

Torby's mom's avatar

Ack! Where's the receipt? We need to return it!

unclejeems's avatar

No, no, we don't want it back, it's a gift, you keep it . . . please, please, please . . .

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Up next on Discovery Channel...

mailman27's avatar

It's a bitch! Well worth it, though. Keep after it, you'll be supremely uncomfortable on your way to surveying the world at your feet, smoke free!!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I chortled. I actually chortled.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Vagina haver without Betsy Devos's Ameros.

In-Home Tooter's avatar

Hey now, my doctorate in Underwater Basket Weaving from Corinthian Colleges has opened a lot of doors for me.

Ok. It's propped open a lot of doors for me. (It's in a very sturdy frame.)