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Jared James's avatar

After they publicly resign on his show, of course.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm fairly cautious, but really ... is there <i>anything</i> right wingers aren't afraid of? Kids at the border, Iran, minimum wage increase, ISIL, saying "happy holidays", the U.N., open elections, Chinese hegemony, Spanish speakers, ....

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Hey BillO: something well north of 58% of Americans favor gun control. So just STFU, you nauseating gasbag.

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The only thing GOPtard candidates have to fear, is the absence of fear itself.

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He'd have to spend 100% of his time debunking the assumptions behind BillO's questions. That just gets tedious; while BillO rants about how he's not answering the questions. Put in that position, I too would tell BillO to fuck off.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

You know who could help manage policies and communications around a national health care crisis? A Surgeon General. (Candidates who consider guns a health hazard need not apply.)

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>This is a national security issue, is it not? What reason is there on the earth not to suspend visas from that area?</em>

Besides the fact that it's practically unenforcable unless other nations also do the same? What's to stop, say, a British person who is infected with Ebola from travelling from West Africa to London to New York?

Ennui There Yet's avatar

The Geek: I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But... that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk. Samantha: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they? The Geek: Yeah, but, the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits. Samantha: Well, that's pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year. I mean, you could come back next Fall as a completely normal person. (Sixteen Candles - RIP John Hughes)

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>He will not because he is afraid.</i>

Or is it because he can't be bothered deflecting a bunch of canned wingnut talking points from someone who has the temperamental stability of a very earnest and excitable 13 year old.

Fox News - we twist the facts, you decide.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Because the only valid reason someone wouldn't appear on his show is "fear", right?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Africa" <i>is</i> the country, dumb ass.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Silly Spotts! You're trying to reason with these people again! You can't use reason, man - reason is Kryptonite to Faux viewers. Just because a ban on people flying from one part of the world wouldn't do anything to help solve the problem, that doesn't mean we shouldn't do it, because shut up.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ebola Falafal Panic Response is a pretty good name for an arthouse-style experimental jazz band.