Everyone knows that President Obama is trying to kill us all with Ebola, and he's puppet-mastering Dr. Tom Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control, to make us think that is not the plan, even though it totally is. That's just a fact. Fortunately, Bill O'Reilly is here to speak derp to power and make sure we all know The Truth. On his Monday night show,
I&#039;m fairly cautious, but really ... is there <i>anything</i> right wingers aren&#039;t afraid of? Kids at the border, Iran, minimum wage increase, ISIL, saying &quot;happy holidays&quot;, the U.N., open elections, Chinese hegemony, Spanish speakers, ....
He&#039;d have to spend 100% of his time debunking the assumptions behind BillO&#039;s questions. That just gets tedious; while BillO rants about how he&#039;s not answering the questions. Put in that position, I too would tell BillO to fuck off.
You know who could help manage policies and communications around a national health care crisis? A Surgeon General. (Candidates who consider guns a health hazard need not apply.)
<em>This is a national security issue, is it not? What reason is there on the earth not to suspend visas from that area?</em>
Besides the fact that it&#039;s practically unenforcable unless other nations also do the same? What&#039;s to stop, say, a British person who is infected with Ebola from travelling from West Africa to London to New York?
The Geek: I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But... that&#039;s just so my friends won&#039;t think, you know, I&#039;m a jerk. Samantha: But they&#039;re all pretty much jerks, though, aren&#039;t they? The Geek: Yeah, but, the thing is, I&#039;m kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits. Samantha: Well, that&#039;s pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year. I mean, you could come back next Fall as a completely normal person. (Sixteen Candles - RIP John Hughes)
<i>He will not because he is afraid.</i>
Or is it because he can&#039;t be bothered deflecting a bunch of canned wingnut talking points from someone who has the temperamental stability of a very earnest and excitable 13 year old.
Silly Spotts! You&#039;re trying to reason with these people again! You can&#039;t use reason, man - reason is Kryptonite to Faux viewers. Just because a ban on people flying from one part of the world wouldn&#039;t do anything to help solve the problem, that doesn&#039;t mean we shouldn&#039;t do it, because shut up.
After they publicly resign on his show, of course.
I&#039;m fairly cautious, but really ... is there <i>anything</i> right wingers aren&#039;t afraid of? Kids at the border, Iran, minimum wage increase, ISIL, saying &quot;happy holidays&quot;, the U.N., open elections, Chinese hegemony, Spanish speakers, ....
Hey BillO: something well north of 58% of Americans favor gun control. So just STFU, you nauseating gasbag.
The only thing GOPtard candidates have to fear, is the absence of fear itself.
He&#039;d have to spend 100% of his time debunking the assumptions behind BillO&#039;s questions. That just gets tedious; while BillO rants about how he&#039;s not answering the questions. Put in that position, I too would tell BillO to fuck off.
Maybe there&#039;s something we can do from orbit.
Fear of validating O&#039;Really? and Faux.
That&#039;s, &quot;We distort. You decide.&quot;
You know who could help manage policies and communications around a national health care crisis? A Surgeon General. (Candidates who consider guns a health hazard need not apply.)
<em>This is a national security issue, is it not? What reason is there on the earth not to suspend visas from that area?</em>
Besides the fact that it&#039;s practically unenforcable unless other nations also do the same? What&#039;s to stop, say, a British person who is infected with Ebola from travelling from West Africa to London to New York?
The Geek: I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But... that&#039;s just so my friends won&#039;t think, you know, I&#039;m a jerk. Samantha: But they&#039;re all pretty much jerks, though, aren&#039;t they? The Geek: Yeah, but, the thing is, I&#039;m kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits. Samantha: Well, that&#039;s pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year. I mean, you could come back next Fall as a completely normal person. (Sixteen Candles - RIP John Hughes)
<i>He will not because he is afraid.</i>
Or is it because he can&#039;t be bothered deflecting a bunch of canned wingnut talking points from someone who has the temperamental stability of a very earnest and excitable 13 year old.
Fox News - we twist the facts, you decide.
Because the only valid reason someone wouldn&#039;t appear on his show is &quot;fear&quot;, right?
&quot;Africa&quot; <i>is</i> the country, dumb ass.
Silly Spotts! You&#039;re trying to reason with these people again! You can&#039;t use reason, man - reason is Kryptonite to Faux viewers. Just because a ban on people flying from one part of the world wouldn&#039;t do anything to help solve the problem, that doesn&#039;t mean we shouldn&#039;t do it, because shut up.
Ebola Falafal Panic Response is a pretty good name for an arthouse-style experimental jazz band.