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Runfastandwin's avatar

These idiots could fuck up a wet dream. The only way traffic is going to get through the Strait is if Iran decides to allow it, and they have no reason to do so, and in fact they have plenty of reasons not to.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The grifter-in-chief done fucked up. Bigly.

Michael's avatar

OT. Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kyle-rittenhouse-hospitalized-after-venomous-brown-recluse-spider-bite/

Praying that the spider will be okay! 🙏

What A Debacle's avatar

Operation Freedom Fries.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Also, David Rees had it exactly right with “Operation Enduring Freedom,” in strip #1.

www.mnftiu.cc/category/gywo/war1/

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Trump: “Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Solution …”

There, fixed it for ya.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

He keeps the beat with his index finger. No self-respecting DJ...

Hank Napkin's avatar

Marco looks sooooo very Maitre'd!

Lois Henry's avatar

“ …has a way of shutting that whole thing down.”

I see what you did there

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Everyone knew we were doom when the proven rapist Trump started his whole "two weeks" shill.

But I'm sure MAGA is happy that the Iran forever war will be over in two weeks just as soon as Trump gets done with infrastructure week and destroying the White House.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I currently picture the U.S. as an extremely drunk man, shirtless, swatting at a hornet's nest hanging on the eaves with a baseball bat and cursing the hornets for attacking him unprovoked just because he decided to pretend the nest was a piñata. The hornets may not win the war, but at least they'll get in a few good licks before the U.S. runs screaming to the garage and returns with a gas can and a lighter and absolutely no thought as to what will happen after he splashes the gas all over the side of the house and the roof and the hornet's nest, then leans in close to set the nest on fire.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Good analogy. 😭😭😭

Yopi's avatar

Coming soon to the Best Seller list.

The Art of the Diplomacy.

Subtitle: Open up you crazy bastards .

Foreword by Mario 'many hats' Rubio

chev_chelios's avatar

.....I have no words left for this day in and day out BS....when will someone....anyone... clear the field of these pathetic and deranged criminals...the disgusting, vile cancerous vermin that populate our government.... ?

LOU LOU's avatar

I love Iranian rap, and love that Trump for sure, absolutely hates it.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Now my Google news feed is all ablaze with the news that oil prices are dropping and markets are rising because Trump is close to a deal with Iran.

Will they ever NOT fall for that one?

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Market manipulation making much moola for those who support it. The foxes are guarding the hen house.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They're being paid to fall for it. They're bosses are making big bank on the stock market.

Lois Henry's avatar

I don’t think they’re the ones falling for it.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It's part of the grift. They're in on it.

Enter Ranting's avatar

"The war is ending very soon, some are saying even sooner than that, but the war is ending and it's ending very powerfully, that I can tell you."

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I swear, the media is Charlie Brown and Trump is Lucy holding that football.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

The stock market is Charlie Brown, and Trump is Lucy holding the football.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

We're Charlie Brown too.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Ssh, there's money being made.

Whale Chowder's avatar

This time for SURE!

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

That trick *never* works

Whale Chowder's avatar

I gotta get another hat.

Gammarae's avatar

remind me, marco, what in the hell were our objectives again?

BTW, stop giving your atrocities silly names, nobody's going to remember what project freedom was). if epic fury meant killing schoolgirls and making ourselves (best case scenario) the biggest stupidest buffoons on the face of the planet, then i guess you nailed it. otherwise, STFU.

Zyxomma's avatar

It was always Operation Epstein Fury. From the beginning.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

We had to destroy Iran’s nuclear program which we had totally obliterated last year.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

We have to please the two toddlers, dumpster & his personal GI Joe. We don't want them to lose interest in the game.