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Sorry, it wasn't letting me load an image last night and I forgot I was still in the middle of that.

It still isn't letting me load an image, but anyway.

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During the pandemic I installed a bidet and haven't used toilet paper since, except when I'm not at home.

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Oh the new Jon McNaughton is hideous/glorious.

At least he got the stubby little fingers right.

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Did I forget these celebrities were currently locked up, though, or did I never know that they existed?

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For me, it was definitely the latter. I think I recognized the names of maybe three of them.

I dunno what showed up for anyone else clicking on that article, but for me, I got a far more interesting one under the "who's in jail" one, about Randy Quaid's spectacular crash and burn from promising young star to ex-felon and MAGA madman today.

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We've been using Who Gives a Crap toilet paper since the plague began. Nothing like getting a big-box delivery of bog roll!

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Mar 22Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

That CREW article infuriates me. 59 allegations and the GOP'ers blocked the Office of the General Counsel from investigating Trump 29 times? WTF?

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Mar 22Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Missed opportunity: we’ve been buying WGAC toilet paper since the great tp shortage of 2020, without knowing about the Wonkette connection. We’re now running a 3-4 month surplus but I will keep Wonkette in mind if I can ever find that link again.

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Left, Right, and center have been moaning, yelling, whining and complaining about Democrats my ENTIRE adult life. And I am old. I was a little kid when JFK was in office, which seems like maybe the last time everybody liked a Democratic President?

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Title of the new McNauton: "𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴."

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Mar 22Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

I have been buying TP from Who Gives a Crap for a couple of years. Very good company.

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Why did you make me click a link to McNaughton? Why? Why??

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John Hinckley? You mean John Hinckley the film buff? Why would they cancel him?

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Regarding the state of the economy: I've been seeing AFP's advertisements all over TV, and it's been difficult to refrain from bashing it with a sledgehammer.

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Mar 22Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Not impressed with Jon McNaughton's latest painting. It clearly needs more chains and a vulture to peck at Trump's liver.

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So…Ben Folds Five Wives?

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That McNaughton! Such a tiny world Trump carries. And where is he? Timbuktu? Mordor? On a very large asteroid? I mean, he can't be standing on the earth and carrying it at the same time. And those shoes are totally unfit for mountain hiking, not that Donald Trump would ever in a million years be found hiking around in mountains. I don't know what the atmosphere on that beach ball is made of, but it appears to be hard and shiny.

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