Actually those aren't the cecotropes, dog will just eat anything. Rabbits usually eat the cecotropes before we see them. They look like chocolate blackberries.
Did I forget these celebrities were currently locked up, though, or did I never know that they existed?
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For me, it was definitely the latter. I think I recognized the names of maybe three of them.
I dunno what showed up for anyone else clicking on that article, but for me, I got a far more interesting one under the "who's in jail" one, about Randy Quaid's spectacular crash and burn from promising young star to ex-felon and MAGA madman today.
Missed opportunity: we’ve been buying WGAC toilet paper since the great tp shortage of 2020, without knowing about the Wonkette connection. We’re now running a 3-4 month surplus but I will keep Wonkette in mind if I can ever find that link again.
Left, Right, and center have been moaning, yelling, whining and complaining about Democrats my ENTIRE adult life. And I am old. I was a little kid when JFK was in office, which seems like maybe the last time everybody liked a Democratic President?
Regarding the state of the economy: I've been seeing AFP's advertisements all over TV, and it's been difficult to refrain from bashing it with a sledgehammer.
That McNaughton! Such a tiny world Trump carries. And where is he? Timbuktu? Mordor? On a very large asteroid? I mean, he can't be standing on the earth and carrying it at the same time. And those shoes are totally unfit for mountain hiking, not that Donald Trump would ever in a million years be found hiking around in mountains. I don't know what the atmosphere on that beach ball is made of, but it appears to be hard and shiny.
Sorry, it wasn't letting me load an image last night and I forgot I was still in the middle of that.
It still isn't letting me load an image, but anyway.
We're just glad that you are OK and everything is alright!! :)
You don’t have to apologize.
substack seems to be teetering on the edge for me this morning.. takes a few tries to do anything..
I've always had one thing to believe in: Computers are great. Except when they're not.
Though it's difficult to remember in the heat of the moment, opening the window 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 defenestrating the computer is best for a few reasons...
Capricious computers are capable of convoluting an editor's best intentions.
Technology is wonderful, when it works as designed.
The bun, by the way, is Monsieur Grumpe’s wild bunny friend. He was nice enough to take some video for me, which everyone can find here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/lucky-wild-bunny
Bunneh! That is one chubby wild rabbit.
Yay!
I'm mad as hell, will let you stroke my fur but will bite your hand and then go spray behind the couch.
As one does.
Cute bunny!
Rabbits would starve if they didn't eat their own poop
𝑅𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑠’ 𝑑𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛’𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑢𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑. 𝐷𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑐𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑢𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑛𝑢𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑟. 𝑅𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑐𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑛𝑢𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒.
This is also apparently how republican legislators work.
Republican legislators have never produced anything nutritious.
Literally sawdust.
Even sawdust can be useful. Like for cleaning up vomit, which is more like what Republican legislators provide.
Makes acceptable stall muck in a pinch as well. Which is MORE use than most GOP politicians.
Actually those aren't the cecotropes, dog will just eat anything. Rabbits usually eat the cecotropes before we see them. They look like chocolate blackberries.
We've discussed the matter and have agreed to let you slide. This time.
you don't know how close you just came to getting a real good talking to.
I already had my right eyebrow ready to furrow
I was moments away from the Collins Copyrighted Concern Face.
Gaak, sorry! Was it one of mine?
not you, my computer. it wouldn't let me upload into slack either just now.
I restarted. It worked but is still kludgy. BRILLIANT.
There's no pride in the work anymore. Everything is cheap and shoddy.
And the kids today...
Shooting up their weed and stuff!
Don't think of it as wrong, just an alternate route.
During the pandemic I installed a bidet and haven't used toilet paper since, except when I'm not at home.
Pooping became measurably more enjoyable since I installed my bidet.
Measurably how? What are the indices? And do you keep records? And did you before so that you have something to compare?
Never mind. I actually do not want to know.
That earned a big belly laugh! You're right. Some things are better left unexamined.
Oh the new Jon McNaughton is hideous/glorious.
At least he got the stubby little fingers right.
Why is PAB letting the American flag touch the ground?!
It's not the ground, it's the firmament. He's holding all the ground on his shoulders.
Besides, he's got total immunity from all laws and traditions.
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Did I forget these celebrities were currently locked up, though, or did I never know that they existed?
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For me, it was definitely the latter. I think I recognized the names of maybe three of them.
I dunno what showed up for anyone else clicking on that article, but for me, I got a far more interesting one under the "who's in jail" one, about Randy Quaid's spectacular crash and burn from promising young star to ex-felon and MAGA madman today.
We've been using Who Gives a Crap toilet paper since the plague began. Nothing like getting a big-box delivery of bog roll!
That CREW article infuriates me. 59 allegations and the GOP'ers blocked the Office of the General Counsel from investigating Trump 29 times? WTF?
Missed opportunity: we’ve been buying WGAC toilet paper since the great tp shortage of 2020, without knowing about the Wonkette connection. We’re now running a 3-4 month surplus but I will keep Wonkette in mind if I can ever find that link again.
Left, Right, and center have been moaning, yelling, whining and complaining about Democrats my ENTIRE adult life. And I am old. I was a little kid when JFK was in office, which seems like maybe the last time everybody liked a Democratic President?
my step grandpa promised to piss on JFK's grave after he was assassinated, so.
Hah, I guess there's always somebody unhappy!
Title of the new McNauton: "𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴."
I have been buying TP from Who Gives a Crap for a couple of years. Very good company.
Why did you make me click a link to McNaughton? Why? Why??
John Hinckley? You mean John Hinckley the film buff? Why would they cancel him?
Regarding the state of the economy: I've been seeing AFP's advertisements all over TV, and it's been difficult to refrain from bashing it with a sledgehammer.
Not impressed with Jon McNaughton's latest painting. It clearly needs more chains and a vulture to peck at Trump's liver.
Cheap and tacky. Go figure.
So…Ben Folds Five Wives?
I would say if he's gone through five wives, maybe he needs to take a long look in the mirror and take a matrimonial sabbatical.
He's still youngish. I think he'll go Henry VIII style. number six is out there right now! he just has to find her!
That McNaughton! Such a tiny world Trump carries. And where is he? Timbuktu? Mordor? On a very large asteroid? I mean, he can't be standing on the earth and carrying it at the same time. And those shoes are totally unfit for mountain hiking, not that Donald Trump would ever in a million years be found hiking around in mountains. I don't know what the atmosphere on that beach ball is made of, but it appears to be hard and shiny.
Turtle. Turtles all the way down.