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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's official Murdoch policy that the voices inside your head qualify as a reliable "source".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gouging Canadians for an extra buck fifty would be especially cool.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The problem is, whenever Death deals, you're all in.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Looks more like headlines left over from the last Bush Admin.

fuflans's avatar

we would get so much more done if bamz lived up to his billing.

PubOption's avatar

And rebuilt by an American commie! <a href="http://www.globe-theatre.or..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.globe-theatre.org.uk/sam-wanamaker.htm">http://www.globe-theatre.or...

PubOption's avatar

Looks flat where it goes into his mouth.

Vienna Woods's avatar

"Celebritrash side-boob rag"

Huffington Post?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Damn. I knew someone would beat me to it.

PubOption's avatar

I thought that they were supposed to be tattoos. Blah Presidents might have to get one tattooed tear for every term in office.