There is only one correct answer to the question how they knew she was an exotic dancer: the shoes. In a burqa, a parka, a wet suit, or a Snuggie, there's no disguising the shoes.
<blockquote>Investigators were greeted by a 41-year-old man who lives at the home. </blockquote>
This was much funnier when I first read it and missed the &quot;the&quot; entirely, bringing to mind this year&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/jeff_who_lives_at_home\/" target="_blank">Jason Segel vehicle</a>, which also involved pot, but no alligators as far as I can recall.
Seems more like &quot;Weeds&quot; territory.
XXXX-Long.
Something tasteful that goes with the woodland colors.
And no zippers - that would just be cruel.
Rainbow vomit -- that&#039;s taking the blingee to a whole new level.
There is only one correct answer to the question how they knew she was an exotic dancer: the shoes. In a burqa, a parka, a wet suit, or a Snuggie, there&#039;s no disguising the shoes.
<blockquote>Investigators were greeted by a 41-year-old man who lives at the home. </blockquote>
This was much funnier when I first read it and missed the &quot;the&quot; entirely, bringing to mind this year&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/jeff_who_lives_at_home\/" target="_blank">Jason Segel vehicle</a>, which also involved pot, but no alligators as far as I can recall.
What vintage?
<i>Ch&acirc;teau Soir&eacute;e 1990</i>
They recognized the pole. They knew it from previous...investigations.
this story made me tear up.
it&#039;s just so perfect. and it&#039;s been so long.
Sounds more like Tim Dorsey than Carl Hiaasen.
Although with the alligators there&#039;s definately a &quot;Miami Vice&quot; touch, as well...
Two alligators, a pole dancer and a pot plant walk into a bar...
Nobody dead? Sorry, WA, you&#039;ve got a way to go to catch up with the stand-your-ground, open-carry, no-permit states.
I love a happy ending. Was this a happy ending?
Via Nostrildamus, has a Wonkette writer actually looked at the tips?
Firemen wearing tassels over their nipples is pretty exotic, when you think about it.
When we saw him with the late, great Solomon Burke, Keb&#039; Mo&#039; played his song &quot;Government Cheese.&quot;
My browser is supposed to color up the linkie things, but somehow the IT genii managed to prevent it. That takes mad skillz.