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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>This is how the great post-partisan, post-racial, New Politics presidency ends – not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with a desperate election-eve plea for ethnic retribution.</i>

WHAT...THE...FUCK????

I think it is time Dr. K diagnosed himself with paranoid schizophrenia, prescribed himself some zolafren, and was done with it.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Advantages: Can't run away Disadvantages: You have to set the brakes when you mount him

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Some of his outside is dead, also too.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I hope I'm never hit by a KrautHammer - German tool engineering at its finest.

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chascates's avatar

“We’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us.”

Isn't that what everyone in pro-Israel lobby says?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Excellent post/essay, Jack. There's nothing quite like pulling down the pants of an intellectual fraud who's dead inside and butt-fugly outside, eh?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I actually think that "meanness envy" is an ad-homonym attack.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Or a nun falling down a flight of stairs. (Dude, you are OLD.)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hear her Krauthammer is handicapped.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wait I think I've lost feeling in my

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I must admire him for his incredible ability to be so offensive. Some of us have to work very hard to be that obnoxious.

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fuflans's avatar

whew! it's a good thing bush, cheney and rumsfeld never talked this kind of smack.

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The Quirk's avatar

I volunteer to wheel him into oncoming traffic.

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fuflans's avatar

This entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any

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