Charles Krauthammer Denounces Sarah Palin, Is Totally Not Sexist

Charles Krauthammer lives in a cave beneath the Fox studios in Washington and survives on a slurry of Kool-Aid and oatmeal. From time to time during the day, a machine brings him to the surface where he can pontificate on news that has been told to him over a loudspeaker in his cave. On one such occasion yesterday, Krauthammer came out strongly against Sarah Palin for endorsing the masturbator-foe Christine O'Donnell of Delaware. But Krauthammer is totally not sexist, you guys, he swears . You weren't accusing him of being sexist? Fine. But he is totally not . Stop laughing, Juan Williams!

Capricious. Caprih, capricious. Capri-Sun. Krauthammer wants you to start giving him a slurry made with Capri-Sun, Fox News. Otherwise he won't support your Teabag candidates. HE IS NOT SEXIST, HE JUST WANTS A CAPRI-SUN SLURRY. [ Politics Daily ]