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Charles Krauthammer lives in a cave beneath the Fox studios in Washington and survives on a slurry of Kool-Aid and oatmeal. From time to time during the day, a machine brings him to the surface where he can pontificate on news that has been told to him over a loudspeaker in his cave. On one such occasion yesterday, Krauthammer came out strongly against Sarah Palin for endorsing the masturbator-foe Christine O'Donnell of Delaware. But Krauthammer is totally not sexist, you guys, he swears . You weren't accusing him of being sexist? Fine. But he is totally not . Stop laughing, Juan Williams!
Capricious. Caprih, capricious. Capri-Sun. Krauthammer wants you to start giving him a slurry made with Capri-Sun, Fox News. Otherwise he won't support your Teabag candidates. HE IS NOT SEXIST, HE JUST WANTS A CAPRI-SUN SLURRY. [ Politics Daily ]
Charles Krauthammer Denounces Sarah Palin, Is Totally Not Sexist
Krauthammer is no foe of masturbation.
Looks like Chuckles needs to be reprogrammed. Like or not Chuckster, Little Miss Dumb as Hair is your party’s chosen one.