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Krauthammer is no foe of masturbation.

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Looks like Chuckles needs to be reprogrammed. Like or not Chuckster, Little Miss Dumb as Hair is your party’s chosen one.

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He brings the bile out of me too. I hate him even more because he makes me want to punch a cripple.

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reminds me of this old onion gem from point / counterpoint:

Counterpoint Killing Wheelchair-Bound People With Missiles Is Awesome By Timothy Deering

I heard about the Israeli rocket attack on that old handicapped Hamas guy, and I'm sure a lot of people had the same reaction I did: Whatever reason the army had for doing it, blowing up a guy in a wheelchair with a missile is unbelievably, absolutely fucking awesome

Now, let me say this: I realize the guy was one of their big rebel leaders over there, or something, and I guess he called for the deaths of tons of innocent people and so on, and that was the excuse they needed to take the old guy out. But that's not the point. The point is they totally fucking launched a missile at the guy's wheelchair from a helicopter! That's some grade-A Bam Margera video-game shit, and I for one am fucking stoked that they did it. I don't know how much that one missile cost, but it was utterly and completely worth it to know that some coot on wheels got rocket-launched into the middle of next year.

This sort of thing needs to happen more often...

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Anyone else sort of surprised that his anti-Palin stance seems related to a desire to reverse Obama's health care plan? Because this guy seems in need of whatever health care might come his way, mental health included.

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